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Karlee Hustle

How now BROWN meow?

About Me


Me? ummmm, let's see...I have a large cat named Brrrown. He's very big and very brown.
I am a rockstar except I haven t quite gotten the star part down just yet but I m working on it. Right now, my fan club consists of just Brrrrown but that will soon change. My psychic said so.
If I found a $100 bill on the sidewalk I would drag a friend to Paris (the hotel) and buy a bottle of Vueve Clicquot at Mona Mi Gabi. When I am old I want to wear ugly costume jewelry and funny hats... That's all you need to know.
Omigod?! I just grew tits like, over night
Sans boobs

My Friends...My Angels...My Source of Endless Entertainment! These people are family to me and I don't know what I'd do without them in my life.
STEPHANIE My little sister; Hearing her voice feels like going home but to a home more magical than I've ever known
NICOLE If I were in an insane assylum, you'd visit me every day and bring me Channel lip gloss & designer jeans. That's a true friend.
TRICIA I found y'all Miss new Cutie!
LBT (laura beth thomas) I miss you!
Good Morning! It's time to eat your meat!

My Interests



BROWN IS THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST!



*MY BABY SISTERS*
*MY BABY SISTERS*

*HEY CUTIE!*

I'd like to meet:


Tim Burton, Linda Perry, Dane Cook & Jesus
As far as myspace peeps go... contact me, I'll let you know if I like you...

Music:

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Movies:


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My Blog

Have YOU smacked a VEGAS chick today?

So there's this group of girls in Vegas that make me want to VOMIT.  DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA masked by a bunch of lame napkin nights pics with prom like poses.  Every time I've gone out over the p...
Posted by Karlee Hustle on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

VEGAS BABY!

GET ME THE FUCK OUTA HERE! I've decided, that I want to take what Vegas gave me (boobs) and become an....ISLAND GIRL! Ok, Ok, that's not all Vegas gave me...you know who you are and I love you so very...
Posted by Karlee Hustle on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

If it tastes funky...spit it out

If it tastes funky...spit it out, AND DON'T TASTE IT AGAIN!   Why then, do I continue to put the same foul tasting waste in my mouth?  You would think that one would learn but nooooooo..... ...
Posted by Karlee Hustle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

READ MY WORDS YOU CUNT!

I collect words...I have since I was a kid...I have hundreds... MY FAVS...   PSYCHOPATH (General American) is a term derived from the Greek psych (soul) and pathos (suffering) PARAGON n. - to b...
Posted by Karlee Hustle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST