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webster

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

on my bycicle i have been hit by 7 cars.i never broke a bone.i had my spleen cut out so i dont get sick anymore.i cant even skip work every one knows i dont get sick.hows that for a bum deal.one month later i was in a coma for 4 days.when i woke up i was put in a nurseing home for 3 months.in that time i had to learn the alphabet again and relearn how to read.2 weeks after i got out of the nurseing home i got hit by the 7th car.why does our stuped goverment let morrons drive cars.im a jack-of-all-trades that means i work on everything.i have not forgot my work but i cant tell you anything about it becouse my memery is gone.i cant even walk into a store and tell someone what i want.if these assholes would stop rearanging the damn store every day it would be a lot easyer.

My Interests

i rebiuld VW engines plus every other engine i know of.im a welder,a plumer,an electrision,i biult my on house.my luck will turn bad on my next birthday.my luck turns bad every 14 years that is why all the cars have hit me.i dont know what will happen then.but i do have fighter jets flying tree top over my house every day so with my luck it will probally run right into my house.what a life.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet people that are not stuped.i know thats asking for a lot but it would me nice. i live deep in the woods.i cant get tv with out satalight.i cant even get yahoo on my computer.my computer is on a telephone line laid down before world war 2.i need a satalight hockup on my computer but cant aford that.so i drerry on.

Music:

rock and roll.i only lesten to music on my bycicle.when i was 24 i was on leave from the air force so i went skiny diping and i dont know what it was,it could have been a snake,a fish,i dont know but one of these creachers gave me a blow job.i was out of that water faster than anybody.needless to say i will never skiny dip again for the rest of my life.

Movies:

2008 sucks.on the first day my sisters main water line broke i had to fix its under ground with lots of diging.on the third day my sisters car broke down so i had to bring her to work the next day.on the forth day i started my trucks engine to bring my sister to work and 1 of my rods flew out the side of my engine and left a big hole in my engine.2008 sucks.on 1-21-08 i went to the docter and he gave me a shot in the butt and he gave me a perscreption and syringes.so now i get a shot in the butt the next 4 mondays.then i get one shot a month till hell freezes over.2008 sucks bigtime:( on 1-28-08 i gave myself another shot in the butt i did this by myself with no mirrows.hows that for a real trick.on 2-4-08 i gave myself another shot.this is a B12 shot i am so numn i cant feel a thing.i cant get drunk ether becouse the alcahol will kill the B12 shot.I HATE THIS YEAR:(

Television:

there is nothing on television.heres a tip for yall.you know how garlic drys up and you have to throw it away.get fresh garlic and clean it all up and take off the stuff your not going to eat and put all of the garlic in a small jar and cover the garlic with olive oil and put it in the refrigerater and it will stay fresh forever.it also adds garlic flaver to the olive oil.

Books:

any thing buy Louis L'Amour.

Heroes:

there aint no heroes.there are just dead people.

My Blog

RUBBER FUN

while me and my girl are in bed and im licking her sweet jiuses and licking her clit shes at work shoving my dick down her throat her girlfreind came in and started geting horny and started taking her...
Posted by webster on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:06:00 PST

FUN TIMES IN BED

AFTER I WAKE UP I I SEE HER BEUTIFUL NAKED BODY JUST LAYING THERE BUT I KNOW WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK.she is just laying there on her belly so i gently bite her sweat butt then i kiss and lick down her l...
Posted by webster on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST