Marc Hayward

The band was formed originally in 1975, and comprised of 28 nose flute players and seven kick drums. Unfortunately, after several failed attempts at attempting to move into the very lucrative market of writing songs for commericals and lifts, the group known as The Marc Hayward Experiment split up. Many of the members went into merchant banking or underwater salvage. The project lay dormant until the band's namesake, decided to reform the musicians, sack them all and just do it by himself. The fact that he wasn't even in the original line-up (or alive at the time) didn't even bother him. Neither did the fact, that he typed this writing in the third person.