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Meat Hammer

About Me

We're just three workaday schlubs from your local "meat" processing plant. Killing every living thing ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/30/2004
Band Members: Frank- Guitar, vocals, foreman. Mac "The Knife" Latimer- Bass, vocals, stabbery. Butch "Butcher" Henderson- Drums, hammer-to-face.
Influences: Our main influences are; ourselves, boobs, beer, machine guns, burning down the rainforests.
Sounds Like: Doom, A.C., SOD, GWAR, Gordon Lightfoot
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Frank fer Prez!!

I hereby nominimininate Frank "Frank" Frank as the Meat Party candidate for Pars'dent of these here a-United States. I believe Frank posseses all of the qualities of a competent leader; ie: he's ...
Posted by Meat Hammer on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

the fuggin' record is almost finished. mebbe some cheese-dick label will give us some distro. mebbe we'll burn all the fuckin' rainforests to the ground & put up a stucky's...
Posted by Meat Hammer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

Thanks to all you Meat-Heads for being our victims

Saturday night was a special kind of massacre, the kind with no survivors. As the murder shop ramps up production, we find it harder to find time to go out and rape your ears at bars and nightclubs af...
Posted by Meat Hammer on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

First Meat Hammer review ever!

"It's almost as if Hatebreed and Anal Cunt mated and (metal hyperbole) it was stillborn. Much more listenable than Bad Acid Trip though." You lost me at "It's", fella.....
Posted by Meat Hammer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST