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Beau not Bo

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Bea

About Me

I hate myself and everyone else.

My Interests

Playing bass. Well, attempting to play.

I'd like to meet:

No one.

Music:

7 Seconds, 13th Floor Elevators, 25 Ta Life, 88 Fingers Louie, 100 Demons, 999, 7000 Dying Rats, AC/DC, A.N.S., The Abrasives, The Accused, Accept, Acid Bath, Acid Reflux, Active Ingrediants, The Adicts, Adolescents, The A.G's, Agent Orange, A Global Threat, Agnostic Front, Aggression, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, AK-47, Alice Donut, All Day, GG Allin, Herb Alpert, America's Dirty Thirtys, Anal Mucus, Antarctica vs. The World, The Allman Brothers Band, Amboy Dukes, Angelic Upstarts, Angry For Life, Angry Samoans,The Animals, Anthrax, Apocalypse, Arnocorps, Asexuals, Asshole Parade, Irving Ashby, Aus Rotten, The B-52s, BGK, Bad Acid Trip, The Badlanders, Bad Brains, The Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Bad Religion, The Band, Bane, The Bar Feeders, Battalion of Saints, Battery, The Beatles, The Beau Brummels, Beerlords, Behind Enemy Lines, Tony Bennett, Chuck Berry, Berzerk, Better Than A Thousand, Bhopal Stiffs, Big Block, The Big Boys, Big Brother and The Holding Company, Big Bubba, Big Drill Car, Big Dumb Face, Big Fish, Bilharzia, Biohazard, Black Flag, The Black Dahlia Murder, Black Market Fetus, Black Sabbath, Bl'ast!, Jimmy Beasley, Blind Willie McTell, Bloodcum, Blood For Blood, Blood Freak, Blood Stands Still, Blood, Sweat And Tears, Blount, Blow Fly, Blown To Bits, Blue Meanies, Blue Swede, The Blues Brothers, Body Count, Bollweevils, Bones Brigade, Born Against, Born/Dead, Botch, David Bowie, Boy In Love, Brainsick, Bread, Broken, Brother Inferior, Lindsey Buckingham, Bubblemath, Buffalo Springfield, Buried Alive, Busta Rhymes, Butt Trumpet, Butterface, Butthole Surfers, The Buzzcocks, The Cadets, Cafe Tacuba, Camper Van Beethovan, Cannibal and The Headhunters, Candiria, Capitalist Casualties, Captian Beefheart and His Magic Band, Caracass, The Cars, Car Bomb, Johnny Cash, Cast Aside, Caustic Christ, Caustic Notions, Cause For Alarm, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Cessation Of Life, The Chambers Brothers, Chaotic Discord, Charles Bronson, Ray Charles, Cheapskate, Cheap Trick, Children Of Bodem, Choking Victim, Christ On A Crutch, Christ On Parade, Chuck, The Coasters, Code 13, Code Of Honor, Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen, Chokehold, Chuck, Circle Jerks, Eric Clapton, The Clash, The Cliftons, Cockney Rejects, The Confederats, Conquest For Death, Contropotere, Corrosion Of Conformity, Count Dante and the Black Dragon Fighting Society, The Cramps, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Creep Division, Cro-Mags, Bing Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Crucial Unit, Crucial Youth, Crucifix, Cryptic, Cut The Shit, Cyanide, Cypress Hill, DFL, DOA, DRI, Daft Punk, The Damned, The Darkness, Das Klown, Dave Brockie Experience, The Dave Clark Five, Dayglo Abortions, Dead Boys, Deadfall, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Death Breath, Death By Stereo, Deathtoll, Death Threat, Deathreat, Death Piggy, Decry, Deep Purple, Deli Creeps, Descendents, Destroy, Dethklok, Devo, Neil Diamond, The Dicks, The Dickies, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dion and The Belmonts, Dire Straits, The Disaster, Discharge, Discider, Doggy Style, Dog Fashion Disco, Donnybrook, Don't No, Donuts N Glory, Donovan, The Doodles, Doom, The Doors, Doppelganger, Down, Dr. Dre, Dr. Know, Drain Bramaged, Drowning Roses, Drunk In Public, Duckhunt, Dusty Springfield, Dying In Your Beauty Sleep, Bob Dylan, Elakelaiset, The Electric Flag, Electric Six, Enemies, Danny Elfman, Entombed, The Everly Brothers, Excruciating Terror, The Eye Sores, F, The F.U.'s, FKU, FYP, Face To Face, Face Value, The Faction, Falling Sickness, False Confession, Fantomas, The Fartz, Fats Domino, Faxed Head, Fear, Feast Upon Cactus Thorns, Fed Up!, The Fiend!, Find Him and Kill Him, First Offense, Connie Francis, Fish Karma, Fishbone, Flag Of Democracy, Fleetwood Mac, The Foundations, John Fred and His Playboy Band, Ernie Freeman, The Freeze, Front 242, Fuckboyz, The Fuzz, Fugazi, GBH, GangGreen, Gargantula, Gary Pickett and The Union Gap, The George Baker Selection, The Germs, The Getaway Sloths, Glue Gun, Goat Boy, The Golden Gods, Good Riddance, Gorilla Biscuits, Gorilla Warfare, Government Issue, Grand Master Flash, The Grateful Dead, Al Green, The Grim, Grimple, The Grit, Alro Guthrie, Guttermouth, Gwar, Issac Hayes, HFL, Heckle, Helmet, Hell Brigade, Heresy, Hirax, Holeshot, Billie Holiday, Hollowhed, Homer and Jethro, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Horton, Huey Lewis and The News, Human Investment, Hulk Hogan, Humungus,Husker Du, I-Six, I-Spy, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Identity Crysis, Idiot Bitch, Ill Repute, Impact, The Imperialst Pigs, The Independents, Infants of Sin, In My Eyes, Insect Warfare, Instant Asshole, Instigators, Invisible Enemies, Iron Maiden, Insted, JFA, J Church, J. Giles Band, Jackson 5, The Jam, Janis Joplin, Jeff Dahl, Jello Biafra, Jerry's Kids, Jerry Lee Lewis, Jesus Fucking Christ, Jim Jones Brigade, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Billy Joel, Jon Cougar Concentration Camp, Elton John, Robert Johnson, Tom Jones, Scott Joplin, Journey, Judas Priest, Juggling Jugulars, Jughead's Revenge, The Kehoe Nation, Killroy, Kill Your Idols, The Kinks, The Kingsmen, Knife Fight, Krisiun, Krupted Peasant Farmerz, L7, Lab Disaster, Lagwagon, Lard, Last Rights, Le Scrawl, Led Zeppelin, Lee Michaels, Leon Russell, Leonard Nimoy, Legitime Defonce, Life Crisis, The Line, Gorden Lightfoot, Link 80, Little Richard, Lootbag, Loggins and Messina, Los Dryheavers, Louis and Frosty, Love, The Lovin' Spoonful, Lynyrd Skynyrd, MC5, MDC, MOD, Mad Sin, Manifest Destiny, Manic Depression, Manic Hispanic, Marco Antonio Solis, The Marvelettes, Massappeal, John Mayall, Curtis Mayfield, Massengil, Meat Hammer, Meat Loaf, Meat Shits, Meatwagon, Medicated Motherfuckers, Me vs. Everybody, Megadeth, Melvins, Metal Church, The Mentors, Metallica, Mexican Power Authority, The Middle Class, The Steve Miller Band, Mind Eraser, Ministry, Minor Threat, The Miscreants, The Misfats, The Misfits, The Missing 23rd, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Mojo Nixon, Moral Crux, Morbid Angel, Mordinjanir, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, Municipal Waste, Murphy's Law, MxPx, NME, NWA, Naked Raygun, Napalm Death, Nazareth, Necros, Negative Approach, Negative FX, Negative Step, The Neighbors, New York Niggers, Nihilist, The Nips, The Nipple Erectors, Nobodys, No Use For A Name, NOFX, NoMeansNo, No Redeeming Social Value, Not Yours, No Warning, Nuclear Rabbit, Offenders, Oingo Boingo, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Old Grandad, One Eye Open, Operation Ivy, Oppressed Logic, Roy Orbison, Ozzy Osbourne, P.T.L. Klub, Pantera, Panic, Peeping Tom, Pennywise, Peter and The Test Tube Babies, Wilson Pickett, Pig Destroyer, Pink Floyd, Piss Shit Fuck, Plaid Retina, Plow United, The Plugz, Poison Idea, The Police, Polkadot Cadaver, Pop-O-Pies, Portrait Of Poverty, Possessed, Preachers That Lie, Elvis Presley, The Pretenders, Primus, The Problematics, Probot, Project/Object, The Proletariat, Propagandhi, Psyopus, Public Enemy, Pussy Cow, Queen, Queensryche, Queens of the Stone Age, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Quiet Riot, RKL, RU36, Rancid Decay, The Ramoans, Ratt, The Rats, Rat Pack, Reagan Youth, Red Tape, Rednecks in Pain, Otis Redding, Regulator, Retching Red, Retox, Revolting Cocks, Ribzy, Ringworm, The Rolling Stones, Rudimentary Peni, Run DMC, Rush, SOA, SSD, SOD, SNFU, SPS, Saccharine Trust, Sacrilege, Sad Boy Sinister, Saros, Satanic Surfers, Sator Square, Scared Straight, Schlong, Screeching Weasal, Scurvy Dogs, Secret Chiefs 3, Bob Seger, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shark Chum, William Shatner, Shoegazer, Al Simmons, Carly Simon, Sick Of It All, Simon And Garfunkel, The Sixguns, Slapshot, Slayer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Sly And The Family Stone, Smut Peddlers, Social Spit, Sofa Glue, Soilent Green, Sol Asunder, The Sore Thumbs, Soulfly, Speedealer, The Specials, Stains, Star Strangled Bastards, Step Ahead, Steppenwolf, Stomach, The Stooges, Straight Faced, Stressboy, Striktnyne, Strung Out, Strung Up, The Stupids, Subhumans, Sublime, Subvert, Suffokate, Suffocation, Suicidal Tendencies, The Suicide File, Superjoint Ritual, Supertramp, System of a Down, TSOL, Taint, Take The Wall, Talking Heads, Tear It Up, The Teen Idles, Television, Ten Foot Pole, Terror, They Might Be Giants, George Thurogood, Throwdown, Tiger Uppercut!, Tilt, Tiltwheel, Toe To Toe, The Toy Dolls, Toxic Holocaust, Toxic Narcotic, Toothpick Hercules, Tormentor, Torpedos, Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsant, Trip Device, Tub Ring, Turbonegro, Joe Turner, Tina Turner, Tracy Ullman, Uniform Choice, Uzi Suicide, The Vandals, Billy Vaughn, The Velvet Underground, Venom, Venomous Concept, Verbal Abuse, Victim's Family, The Viscounts, Volumen, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Tom Waits, Joe Walsh, Warzone, The Warriors, Wasted Time, Wasted Youth, Weaksauce, Wehrmacht, White Flag, White Kaps, Wide Awake, The Wiggle Wagons, Stevie Wonder, Del Wood, Word Salad, World Burns To Death, World War XXIV, X-Cops, X-It, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Yellow Machinegun, Yes, Yidcore, Your Mother, Youth Brigade, Youth Of Today, Yukon Jackass, ZZ Top, Zeke, Zero Bullshit, Zoinks, and Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention to name a few.

Movies:

Porn

Television:

No

Books:

Many

Heroes:

Sandwiches

My Blog

On My Way

Have you heard the news? Yes, I will be joining a rockin' teen combo. I've joined a band. But not just any band. Quite possibly the fastest punk band in San Jose. Yessiree I can finally claim bass pla...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

Gin Rummy

Just four days ago the American President, George W. Bush, said Donald Rumsfeld will be here for the next two years. During that time, he was interviewing former CIA Director Bob Gates for the positio...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

Airplane!

The movie Airplane always comes to mind before I board what looks like a giant Tylenol. I keep thinking, what will go wrong? What will happen for me to write about? Over the past week, I've taken two ...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

You down for the 'core?

A guy I've known since elementary school stayed at my house on Saturday night. He's in a hardcore band. My brother and I went to see him play at an all-ages venue. I felt old. It's funny, when I was t...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

Drowning in the Mainstream

Upon receiving The Big Receipt from college, I had this dream of being a hot shot music writer for Rolling Stone. This is before I realized what a crock of shit the rag had become. Rolling Stone is Mt...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

Dissecting Terror

A guy I grew up with is going to Iraq. I knew him for many years. Decent guy, but then he joined the Marines and turned into, for lack of a better word, an asshole. A haughty, self-absorbed jerk who l...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

Dane Cook Sodomizes Collies

There's been a buzz about Dane Cook for awhile now. I think he's an idiot. He's not funny. Can someone please explain why this man is remotely humorous? If writhing on the ground, acting spasmatic and...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST

You're a dick

Nuclear weapons are metaphors for big dicks. Let's face it: if women ran the Pentagon, would MX missiles be shaped differently? Take Kim Jong Il. At 5'3," he looks like he's standing at the bottom of ...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

It's The New 20s

Yesterday was my birthday. You know, I never really looked at what happened on my birthday. My actual birthdate. So I looked it up. It appears nothing much had happened. The Sex Pistols signed with EM...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST

Roommate from Hell

This goes out to everyone who has had the pleasure of living with roommates. Make no mistake, it can be a nice experience and you can meet some really nice people. Maybe even life long friends. But I'...
Posted by Beau not Bo on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST