FUCK TODAY!!! |
My wife got into a bad accident today and our car is wiped out. The worry of things took about 10 years off my life. A car is just car but no way I could have lived without my wife.She is doing good c...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:03:00 GMT |
I was sick |
So I just got out of the hospital. I had an open wound on my lower groin area which since I didn't take care of it right away contracted a nasty bacteria and gave me Celulitus.It sent me to a to a roo...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:57:00 GMT |
Me VS Custard |
I hate custard!!! I always have and always will. Custard looks like chilled semen that is shot into some type of a pastry. I went to the bakery today & got a couple chocolate éclairs which are tasty a...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:02:00 GMT |
Hooters in Campbell |
I went to the new Hooters that opened up in Campbell the other day. My pal Jesse was able to talk the manager into getting us all in first, so I was the third customer ever to walk in the door. When I...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:12:00 GMT |
Vagina Ear |
Yeah so I’ve been getting my ears gaged out every couple months or so and I went in for my ear raping this past Friday and wouldn’t you know that the usual metal bullshit I cram in thy hol...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:58:00 GMT |
What the fuck happend to porn??? |
So I went to my usual free porn site today and was browsing around the new uploaded section and I think that just people in general are some pretty sick fucks. Porn is just not what it used to be what...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:03:00 GMT |
Sheetrock, Hammers, and Beer |
Yeah so this weekend was actually sorta of eventfull. My best pal Jesse bought a house and himself and my other buddy Andrew have been popping muscles, sweating balls and just generally working there ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:38:00 GMT |
Beer And Food |
Yeah so Friday went over to the Whole Foods in Cupertino with a lot of folks for the beer class that they offer there monthly and must say I was impressed. I had already went to the Oktoberfest versio...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:20:00 GMT |
Weekend and then some ... |
Yeah after all said and done this weekend nothing ends the weekend like an Ice Cold Tecate. It sooths the pits in thy thought pattern and renews you're faith in mankind. Sweet deal ... Wii and beer ti...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:16:00 GMT |
Non stop job with extra Queso |
Working on this piece of shit never ending cock sucking job that comes in to the shop every once and awhile and if I don't get it out of here tomorrow I'm going to beat it against the wall, throw up o...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:24:00 GMT |
