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About Me

Hey. I'm hector and I'm crazy... I'm made out of sugar and spice and everything that's completely useless unless you're baking. I'm sarcastic and funny. i make jokes... don't take it personal. I like to kick ass. I'm different from anyone you've ever met, I promise. Once you have a taste of my ice cream, you won't wanna know of any other flavor. I'm new to San Antonio from Illinois, more over, Rockford, Illinois and i need to make friends... wanna help? Let me know.
..I'm fun... I promise...
Most commonly used phrases:
-"Gurl..."
-"Damn, B"
-"... and how can that be bad?"
-"Bitch, please, I'm hotter than a hundred degrees."
-"That's Sexual."
-"What?"
-"Bitch, I'll kill you."
-"Awww, cute!"
-"Treated."


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my feet look like this, don't be jealous...
*he's my best friend...


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My Interests

Playing Hide and Seek at 3 in the morning.
Writing poetry and just plain anything.
I enjoy having people to talk to because it's nice to have someone to listen to me, but truthfully, even if there isn't someone there, I'll still talk.
I like downloading music but shhh, don't say nothing.
I like watching soap operas in spanish beecause they're dumb. I saw one where there was this girl who was real ugly but had like a hot rich guy and a hot poor guy to choose from and the only thing I could think was, "Why not both? Or she could just go with the one who has a bigger weenie."
I blow kisses at people who look at me while I'm driving. Well, either that or I do some sort of vulgar gesture like: blowjobs and I eat pussy and stuff... lol... it's fun.
I want a shirt that says, "I fuck on the First Date." and then wear it to church.
I know i'm probably all alone on this, but FUCK Carlos Mencia... jail wouldn't be so bad as long as I got to kill him...
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I feel sad because I don't know if love even exists... change that with me?
I like saying really crazy things to people... so if I do, don't worry, I'm sane...

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hector
Birthday: october 23
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Current Location: Hellford
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: I don't have any... immortal, hello!
Your Fears: dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: falling in love
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: gross
Your Best Physical Feature: legs
Your Bedtime: those exist?
Your Most Missed Memory: I wish it was last July
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: yuck... good question
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: religiously
Do you Sing: more than I talk
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: sadly, no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes... not really
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: most times... lol...
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: yes... very well.... lol...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: um... no comment
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no... there's a lack of sexies in Rockford
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sadly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no... which is sad because it was the summer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: um...
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a hero
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, France, Germany or Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: any... not too big, but not too small
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: let's see... there's NIU, Greg, SO many more...

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I want to befriend everyone. I want to meet that special someone. The one person who makes my heart want to burst. The one person that makes me so happy because I've found them but so scared that they'll ever go away. The one person that makes me blush. The one person that makes me fly.

.. My soul mate.

Music:

FIONA APPLE, DEFTONES, BREE SHARP, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, JACK JOHNSON(my baby's daddy), SYSTEM OF A DOWN, BASEMENT JAXX, EISLEY, ERYKAH BADU, FERGIE, XIU XIU, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, MANU CHAO, ANI DIFRANCO, AIMEE MANN, AMBER, AQUALUNG, AU REVOIR SIMONE, BEASTIE BOYS, BECK, BEN FOLDS, BLOC PARTY, BLONDIE, THE BLOW, BOB MARLEY, BONNIE RAITT, BUSH, CAMERA OBSCURA, THE CARDIGANS, CAT POWER, CHARLOTTE MARTIN, THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, CIBO MATTO, COLDPLAY, CONNIE FRANCIS, CORRINNE BAILEY RAE, THE CURE, DAMIEN RICE, DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, DEADSY, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, REGINA SPEKTOR, TORI AMOS, MUDVAYNE, 40 BELOW SUMMER, STATIC X, GWAR, 30 SECONDS TO MARS, PATTY GRIFFIN, LISA LOEB, TOAD THE WET SPROCKET, THIRD EYE BLIND, DUNCAN SHEIK, 311, RATATAT, BABY FACE, IRON AND WINE, CALEXICO, BLACK EYED PEAS, KLAXONS, CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR, RYAN ADAMS, BEN KWELLER, SECOND HAND SERENADE, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, THE SCENE AESTHETIC, MESSAGE OF THE BLUES, PAOLO NUTINI, DROPKICK MURPHYS, KT TUNSTALL, TENACIOUS D, GREGORY AND THE HAWK, THE WEEPIES, JOSE GONZALEZ, HOWIE DAY, RODRIGO Y GABRIELA, SISTER HAZEL, JOSHUA RADIN, TRISTAN PRETTYMAN, RAHCHAEL YAMAGATA, SCHUYLER FISK, THE APATHY EULOGY, THE PROCLAIMERS, MARCY PLAYGROUND, MY MORNING JACKET, GILLIAN WELCH, SCOUTING FOR GIRLS, KINGS OF CONVENIENCE, EMERSON HART, SCANNERS, BRYAN GREENBERG, JOHNNY COOPER, TREVOR HALL, MICHAEL FRANTI, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, SHINY TOY GUNS, THE FEELING, THE BRAVERY, AIR, ZERO 7, BJORK, JUPITER, MADINA LAKE, INFECTED MUSHROOM, BRAZILIAN GIRLS, COMBICHRIST, LE TIGRE, BODYROCKERS, IIO, THIEVERY CORPORATION, GEORGE ACOSTA, UNDERWORLD, KILL PARADISE, RUI DA SILVA, ORBITAL, BASEMENT JAXX, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, SKINNY PUPPY, MORCHEEBA, LEMON JELLY, THE ALIENS, STARKILLERS, 112, AHA, AIMEE MANN, +/-, 311, 2 LIVE CREW, AALIYAH, ALEXIS ON FIRE, ALICE DEEJAY, JERMAINE STEWART, AMERIE, BABYFACE, AZURE RAY, BEASTIE BOYS, BELANOVA, THE BEATLES, BEN JELEN, BEN HARPER, BLONDIE, BEN LEE, BLOSSOM DEARIE, BREE SHARP, BLUR, BONNIE RAITT, BRENDAN BENSON, BRENTON WOODS, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, CAFE TACUBA, KLAXONS, CAT POWER, CHARLOTTE MARTIN, CIBO MATTO, CONNIE FRANCIS, CORINNE BAILEY RAE, COUNTING CROWS, COYOTE SHIVERS, THE CRANBERRIES, THE CURE, THE DANDY WARHOLS, DANITY KANE, DJ ENCORE, THE DONNAS, DRESSY BESSY, DUNCAN SHEIK...

Movies:

In no particular order:
Pleasantville
Grindhouse
X-Men (all 3)
The Girl Next Door
Adam and Steve
A Beautiful Thing
Trick
Erin Brockovich
Sweet Home Alabama
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
Pulp Fiction
The Royal Tennenbaums
I ♥ Huckabees
Reservoir Dogs
Scanners
Boondock Saints
Coming To America
The Notebook
Forrest Gump
The Emperor's New Groove
Bring It On
Amores Perros
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Kill Bill (both volumes)
Sin City
Never Been Kissed
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Charlie's Angels (both movies)
50 First Dates
Constantine
Jawbreaker
Dogma
Snatch

Television:

I will kill television because i watch it way more than i should...
In no particular order:
Inuyasha
Futurama
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
Shin Chan
Real World
Shear Genius
America's Next Top Model
Project Runway
Sarah Silverman Program
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
Rob and Big
Law and Order
Ugly Betty
Dancing with the Stars
Heroes
The Golden Girls
Halfway Home
The Girls Next Door
Charmed
Top Chef
Top Design
Cash Cab

Books:

The Feminine Mystique- Betty Friedan
Big Sur and the oranges of Hieronymous bosch- Henry Miller
the smile At the Foot of the Ladder- Henry Miller
Delta Of Venus- Anais Nin
Seduction of the minotaur- Anais Nin
Linotte: the diary of Anais Nin-Anais Nin
Naked- David Sedaris
ANYTHING BY AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS... SHIT, MAKE THAT EVERYTHING... i'VE GOT EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WRITTEN... LOL
La Divina Comedie- Dante Alighierie
The Second Sex- Simone De Beauvoir
The Ethics of Ambiguity- Simone De Beauvoir (Not her best work but still good in the sense of literature)
L'Invitee- Simone De Beauvoir
Les Mandarins- Simone De Beauvoir
Being and nothingness- Jean Paul Sartre
Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence
You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.
You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.
An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer.
Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.
You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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You Are 48% Addicted to Love
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
You've been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it?
Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships.
Because you're the only one who can look out for yourself! Are You Addicted to Love?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
You Should Rule Venus
Venus is a mysterious, stormy planet - shrouded in a thick layer of clouds.
You are perfect to rule Venus, because you are quite emotional and volatile yourself.
Your emotions change as rapidly as the weather on Venus, and both you and the planet are incomprehensible to others.
While you are not a logical thinker, you are quite empathetic.
You can care for and understand others, but your emotions swirl too quickly to truly understand yourself. What Planet Should You Rule?
Your Birthdate: October 23
People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1
You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
You Are 91% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Your EQ is 153
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating.
Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers.
And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
You scored as Jean Grey. Jean Grey is likely the most powerful X-Man. She loves Cyclops very much but she has a soft spot for Wolverine. She's psychic so she can sense how others are feeling and tries to help them. She also has to control her amazing powers or the malevolent Phoenix entity could take control of her and wreak havok. Powers: Telekinetic, Telepathic

Emma Frost


100%

Jean Grey


100%

Iceman


90%

Rogue


85%

Wolverine


75%

Gambit


70%

Storm


60%

Colossus


50%

Cyclops


50%

Beast


40%

Nightcrawler


30%
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Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comHector's sexual nickname:
"Hot Rod"
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Heroes:

In no particular order:
JAMIE STEWART
Kathy Griffin
Courtney Love
Lisa Lampanelli
Hugh Hefner
Margaret Cho
Fiona Apple
Ben Folds
David Bromstad
Hulk Hogan

My Blog

Goodbye...

So I'm moving to Texas... ... There, I said it. I'm going to be leaving a lot behind. A lot of friends. A lot of love that I'd forged myself. A lot of happy times that I'd hoped would never end and ye...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

When will I feel soft on the inside?

I think that I should start preparing myself for my future as the jilted, lonely, bitter, crazy old man with a million cats. I'm scared to get it, though, because then it means that I'm giving up. I'm...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

So I definitely hate one person with a burning desire...

... and his name is Perez Hilton... 1. for being a douche bag2. for being a hater3. for having my job... I don't don't know why they gave that son of a bitch a show... I should have my own... dammit.....
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:20:00 PST

i must be an idiot...

i must be an idiot, huh? I'm already here to fight for you and you don't even want me to. it's not fair how everytime i give in and let someone see everything i am on the inside or i get close enough ...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:27:00 PST

The truth about colors...

Here is the handyman with black legs whistling in spite of gangrene. There are some smiling cows, red as sores. A jaundiced mare is chewing peacefully. Two pea-green farmers chat about nausea. Cute, b...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:08:00 PST

Is this game enough?

In this single solemnity of drowning white, there was a note I wrote for your face, it said: "Your light has changed my bows into arrows and now I'm ready for this battle of daze." Until now, you neve...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

stoopid world

He's about 300 pounds and knows martial arts, boxing and wrestling- both the real kind and the fake kind. So I never know when I'm thrown to the ground or hurled against the ropes of a boxing ring fen...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

Where's my penguin?

I think I'm gonna give up on people. They just seem to disappoint you all the time. I've lost a lot of things because of relationships. I've lost my wits. I've lost my pride. I've lost my time. Hours ...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST

I think I just fucked it up...

I think i just fucked everything up... ... but there's been cheating involved and I don't take cheating... ... but they love you and only want to be with you... ... then why are they dating someone el...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

Fill me out, bitches..

Name: Age: Birthday: Location: Hair Color: Eye Color: Height: Weight: Ocupation: Sign: Do you have any: (and if so, where and/or what) Tattoos: Piercings: Fetishes: Fu...
Posted by treat that treats you so mean ™ on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST