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About Me

I think this old yarn will say the most about me.Once upon a time, there was an old man walking along the banks of a river. On the other side of the river, he suddenly saw a penguin being chased by a panda bear. The old man was quite understandably surprised... not living in antarctica or china he didn't see either of these animals very often.From where he was, the old man could barely make out that the penguin was carrying a small scroll, which the panda was most likely interested in getting, hence the chasing. The old man wished he could get across the river to see what it was that the panda was so interested in getting. However, the river ran deep and fast, and the old man had no desire to be washed away and killed."Hey, Penguin!" the old man shouted across the river, "Panda bears can't swim!" The penguin halted briefly, looking at the old man, and quickly swam across the river. Looking as morose as a panda bear can, the panda bear trudged off to find something better to do than chasing penguins. Waddling out of the river, the penguin looked up at the old man gratefully. The old man could swear that it was smiling, except that penguins have a hard beak that cannot bend to smile. The penguin reached up with its flippers, and handed the old man the scroll it was carrying. Unrolling it, the old man read what the first side said."Quack."Turning the scroll over, the old man read the other side."I hate writing bios about myself."My name is Daniel. I'm probably asleep. I'm a quiet lad... besides my night job as a wisecracking gargoyle.

My Interests

I LIKE THINGS THAT ARE FUN. I am also interested in things that are shiny or fuzzy or kittens. Rocking out, kittens, wasting time in coffee shops, chatting with shop owners, journalizing, being too shy to ask girls out, listening to new music, geeking out/nerding it up, whining, bitching, griping, grousing, machine elves

I'd like to meet:

Adam West. Seriously, that guy is the coolest guy in the universe. Hearing his voice makes me feel like a little kitty, curled up on his warm inviting lap. Plus, he's like 15 kinds of awesome.

Music:

Almost anything, Mexican radio, The Ditty Bops, The Thermals, Beck, Ben Folds, The Dandy Warhols, Gogol Bordello, Rasputina, Minipop, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Girls in a Coma, The Talking Heads, Jamiroquai, James Brown, MC Paul Barman, Guitar Wolf, They Might Be Giants, Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, The White Stripes, Deltron, Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, the Marginal Prophets, The Violent Femmes, The Pillows, The Mountain Goats, KCPR

Movies:

Six-String Samurai, Wild Zero, The Big Lebowski, Ford Fairlane, O Brother Where Art Thou, High Fidelity, Farenheit 9/11, Tampopo, Cinema Paradiso, Breakin', Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Bowling For Columbine, That jewel thief movie... the one with John Malkovich, and anything with Michael Caine, Patrick Stewart, or Adam West. Also I'm a sucker for Kurosawa.

Television:

Adult Swim, Good Eats with Alton Brown, Iron Chef, Star Trek the Next Generation (Picard rulez Kirk 4 evar!) and some other stuff. Ah, who am I kidding... all I ever watch are George Foreman grill commercials and ads for girls going wild.

Books:

I DON'T MUCH LIKE BOOK LEARNIN.

Heroes:

I believe I already mentioned Adam West. He's all the hero I'LL ever need.

My Blog

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MOO!GEE I WONDER IF ANYONE HAS ANY FANTASTIC DEALS ON SHADY ELECTRONICS THEY'D LIKE TO SPAM ME ABOUT
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:10:00 PST

Dang!

I must have done SOMETHING right! Where did I get 900 profile views from? I must have made some influential friends.
Posted by Daniel on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

100th friend!

Congrats to my 100th friend. The winner was not a fake account designed to redirect me to a webcam site, but in fact completely awesome band The Thermals. Check them out if you don't mind having jesus...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST

OMG U DICK U TOOK ME OUT OF UR TOP 8!!!

Yeah. I'm changing it again. Until I decide what I want it to be, it's just going to be bands. So there.
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

top 8 ideas

I want to do a themed top 8. Right now It's mostly just animals and bands. No offense to anyone who will be horribly offended but I'm grtting tired of having the same 8 things up there, and being nerv...
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

Song choice!

So, should I keep the Ditty Bops song I'm currently using, or switch it out for Ben Folds' "Bitches aint Shit?"
Posted by Daniel on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

Comic Convention Two Thousand and Six

Yeah. I went to that thing. You know what that means... another few weeks spent googling "Budget Man" to see if anyone wrote about me. :,(
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST

1k get!

It's so close I can taste it.
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

crab

I've been hiiding in my shell like a hermit crab recently. I really don't handle prolonged stress well. I need a job that pays me enough to make me rich and famous that requires very little in the way...
Posted by Daniel on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:07:00 PST

views

I'm closing in on 1k get!
Posted by Daniel on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:30:00 PST