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Justin

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About Me

Um... I am me. I've been me for as long as I can remember; I'm guessing I've been me since I was born. If you wanna know what I look like, look at my damn picture. Yeah, they're a little old, but too bad; they'll give you the general idea.

Hmm, can't really think of much to say. I'm sarcastic as hell a lot of the time. I love weird, random, beautiful things like the way it smells right after it rains, the beauty a foggy day, big cities, the way kids are brutally honest honest and carefree, the way cigarette smoke forms dancing cobwebs in the air, and corny stuff like that. Most importantly, I love the feeling you get when you make someone smile.

Well, that last paragraph seemed corny as hell, so I think I'm going to stop this self-describing crap before I get any worse.

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My Interests

Cartoons, drawing, comedy, slam poetry, guitar, reading, random sports, hanging out with friends, philosophy, and making fun of people.

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting cartoonists and comic book people; people that make so many people laugh but never really get credit for it. I mean, sure, they get their name mentioned in the credits in a size font so small that it makes your eyes hurt trying to read it, but they rarely get recognized on the street or swamped with fans. I think of them as unsung heroes.

I love meeting people who I can have deep, meaningful, philisophical conversations with. Anyone who is both intelligent and open-minded is a wonderful conversation partner.

Ooh, I'd also like to meet George W. Bush, so I can give him a swift kick to the crotch. Actually, make that several swift kicks to the crotch.

Music:

Honestly, I listen to a little of everything. I like to listen to Tool and System of a Down, Frank Sinatra and the soundtrack of Phantom of the Opera. I like Mongolian Death Cloud, Danny Elfman, Stolen Babies, the Beatles, Tom Waits, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Rolling Stones, John Thorogood, Rasputina, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, and George Gershwin. These bands are only a few of the favorites I have spanning the realm of music. Honestly, I don't know if I could name all the artists I listen to. For one, the process would take hours and much space to write down, and I'm sure I would be constantly editing it, adding things that I know I had forgotten. Also, I am constantly expanding musically, listening to anyone and everyone that I can.
The only type of music I really don't get into is top forty/rap stuff. Generally, the genre is filled with materialism, objectification of women, and overall bad grammar. All just a pet peeve I guess.

Movies:

Pi, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Cannibal the Musical, Lilo & Stitch, Big Fish, Finding Nemo, Beetlejuice, King of Hearts, Life is Beautiful, City of God, Moulin Rouge, the Professional, A Perfect World, the Crow, Love Me if you Dare, Seven, What Dreams May Come, and Shrek

Television:

Angry Beavers, Fairly Oddparents, Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, Simpsons, Mythbusters, Fear, Loony Tunes, Aah Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, and stand up comedy.

Books:

"Battle Royale" by Koushun Takami, "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski, "Invisible Monsters" by Chuck Pahliniuk, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture" by Douglas Coupland, "The Celestine Prophecy," "Blankets" by Craig Thompson, "God's Debris" by Scott Adams, "The Tao of Physics" by Fritjof Capra, "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint Exupery, and "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams

Heroes:

James Burks, Rhode Montijo, Chuck Jones, Jhonen Vasquez, Jamie Smart, John K, Tim Burton, Roman Dirge, Bill Hicks, Jim Mahfood, Tex Avery, Abbie Hoffman, Jamie Kennedy, Gary Baseman, Mark Ryden, Camille Rose Garcia, Jeff Soto

My Blog

I'm not dead yet

Apparently, I haven't updated this thing since last summer.Well, I'm not dead. I'm working at a call center, meanwhile applying for jobs either in HR or advertising, seeing what sticks. Becki and I go...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

I'm getting internet soon

Hooray! Oh, and from the looks of it, my account somehow got fixed. So double yay.
Posted by Justin on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST

In case you hadn't heard yet...

...We're engaged :D
Posted by Justin on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

My account is corrupt

Ok, so apparently, there have been a slew of posts from me on the bulletins page, which is a bit disconcerting. I don't have the internet at my place, so I log in maybe once a week. To come back and s...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

Moving

So, I'm moving tomorrow... I'm driving over 2000 miles in less than 3 days. Hopefully, I make it safely and without any complications. Either way, I won't have access to the internet for quite some ti...
Posted by Justin on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:40:00 PST

Goodbye SLO

I'll be back to visit someday.
Posted by Justin on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

Moving on

Well, I've graduated. Hooray.So, I'm packing up and leaving SLO either Thursday or Friday... I haven't really decided which yet, which probably means I'm going to end up leaving on Friday. Ah well.It'...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

Go watch Garden State!

Go and see the movie Garden State! Go now! It's the best movie ever! Why are you still reading this?! I told you to go! Go now!!!! Ok, so maybe the movie doesn't start for a while yet, or m...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm back (as if anyone noticed)

I'm done pretending I'm homeless. Backpacking was fun, but I'm glad to be back. I'm sure no one noticed I was gone, but oh well... I'll just pretend I was missed.
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Too funny

Yeah, I usually try not to post random survey crap here, but I thought this was funny. What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Le...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST