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¡GOO GOO MUCK!

Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels!

About Me

I accidentally wound up an anti-social gal. I like people watching...strange folks fascinate me. Listening is far better than talking. I saw derby for the 1st time about 4 years ago and signed up immediately. I love it. I like anything bizarre. I have a weakness for objects you can’t find just anywhere. Really sick shit puts a smile on my face. A major fault seems to be pushing sarcasm to its limits and saying whatever is on my mind. I’m probably not going to take it back unless you cry though. Yeah, not many people like me. I’m too old to change......

My Interests

Freakin' Out Squares, Blood, Gore, Catfights, Drinkin', Smokin', Filthy Porn, Big Hair, Huge Tits, Fancy Shoes, Movies, Roller Derby, Derby Girls, Revenge, Pain, Low Brow Shit, Tattoos, Design, Music, Photography, Finding ways to piss you off

I'd like to meet:

I get star struck like an idiot so I would rather just be in these folks presence and listen to them talk: John Waters, Wes Anderson, Tom Waits, Shane MacGowan, Shepard Fairey, David Lynch, Mink Stole (the original). I would also like to meet: Girls who can stick their whole fist in their mouth. Men with three arms. And you.

Music:

POGUES, CRAMPS, X, Buzzcocks, Damned, Iggy Pop, Leonard Cohen, X-Ray Specs, Dictators, Generation X, Bob Log III, Dead Boys, New York Dolls, Tom Waits, JFA, Damned, Specials, Madness, Devo, Pixies, Big Black, Nick Cave, John Spencer, Elvis Costello, Saints, Hank III, GG Allin, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Clash, Ramones, Sun Ra, Lounge Lizards, Stiff Little Fingers, Runaways, Stranglers, Body Snatchers

Movies:

Mondo Trasho, Female Trouble, Desperate Living, Pink Flamingos, Cry Baby, Hairspray, Cecil B. Demented, Mystery Train, Dead Man, Down By Law, Stranger Than Paradise, Coffee & Cigarettes, Easerhead, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Mulholland Drive, Wild at Heart, Decline of Western Civilization, Sante Sangre, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Lifeboat, Rope, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Mudhoney, Annie Hall, Small Time Crooks, Love & Death, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, The Killing, Lolita, almost any documentary

Television:

Are you gonna take all of this shit off my plate so I can watch television? Yeah, I thought not cunt! Fuck you and your fuckin' American Idol bullshit. I've puked better programming.

Books:

I like books. I'm not gonna fuckin' name 'em all for krist's sake.

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Heroes:

Just Cooley