Rollerderby, duh. Going to the bookstore and picking up on the guys in the magazine section reading Maxim, but not buying it. Going to see punk bands. Gardening (yes I like to play in the dirt, wanna fight about it?) Guns and knives. Beer. Watching animals hump. Watching me hump. Purple eyeshadow. Rainbows and Skulls.
I'd like to meet:
Bigfoot, the Chupacabra, Nessie, and Bat Boy. And i want to meet that big fat housecat that weighes like 50 pounds. And I want to meet YOU but only if you let me put your skull on my wall.
Music:
Love The Misfits, Social Distortion,Samhain, TSOL,The Adicts, The Briefs, D.I., The Briggs, Nekromantix, Mad Sin, Flatlinerz, Reverend Horton Heat, The Man in Black, Calabrese, Deep Eynde, Cypress Hill, U.S. Bombs, The Cramps, JFA, The Hunns, Manic Hispanic, Ramones (of course),Gravediggaz,The Skulls, N.W.A.,Nutley Brass, The Dwarves, One Man Army, Sloppy Seconds, Agent Orange,AFI, Devo, Swingin' Utters, Glass Heros, Bosstones, Dropkick Murphys, Demented Are Go, Meatmen, Ghastly Ones, Meteors, Three Bad Jacks, Leftover Crack,Cantina Flys, Tiger Army, Swingin' Utters, Circle Jerks, Hank III,A.D.H.D, Decsendents, and The Archies . You get the idea.
Movies:
Love Blazing Saddles, Repo Man, Clockwork Orange, Logan's Run, Deathrace 2000,Old School, Pooty Tang, Night of The Living Dead (original),Soylent Green (its made of people!), Grandma's Boy, Female Trouble, Tromeo and Juliet. Love all stupid movies,and I love good and horrible horror movies. Like porn. Hate romantic comedies and anything that resembles them. The only foreign films I like have martial arts. I wish I liked films with subtitles, but I AM SLOOOW and uneducated and therefore it is socially unacceptable for me to like art films. No,subtitles are OK as long as the actors aren't ugly and the movie isn't slow and lame.
Television:
Family Guy, American Dad, Aquateen Hungerforce. Phoenix Suns (because I cannot afford to watch them live). I LOVE U RAJA BELL!!!
Books:
1982 by George Orwell is rad. I love every book and short story i have read by Phillip K Dick and Kurt Vonnegut. A Scanner Darkly and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep are my favories from Philip K Dick, and Slaughterhous 5 by Vonnegut. Hunter S much love to you even though you went out like a big pussy and offed yourself (nice selection of firearms, poor use of firearms). Preston and Lincoln Child are writers who put out a great series of mystery novels. I like Crime and Punishment by Doestoyevsky (see i spelled his name wrong, I am sure of it-shows you how much I know).I like pornographic comic books. Mostly like science fiction and mysteries and scary shit. Also like true crime books, especially the ones about serial killers. I hate those stupid romance novels, they are utter garbage.
Heroes:
Me because I am so fucking rad.
