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RED

I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF!!!

About Me

- I kick ass. Period . Anywhere I am standing automatically becomes the best place on Earth. The sun rises because I need light. You are lucky to meet me."I should have my own reality show." I love to cause drama, but hate to listen to other peoples. Time is never on my side and God teases me every day! UMMM I think drinking gets old. Weed is for children and tweekers suck. After having three boys I have decided to find some "me time". I am a derby girl. Arizona Roller Derby in fact. Move or Bleed. Get 50+ bitches together and see what happens. I have fun in fishnets, a nurses uniform, and ruffled panties fu@$in up chicks on eight wheels. Can you say that? I didn't think so. Yap at ya later killers! WWW.ARIZONAROLLERDERBY.COM - -- --..
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..---------------OCTOBER------------------- Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

My Interests

I am a chick that can roll with the punches.. Little shit that shouldn't bother me don't and big shit can't faze me. I am a observer. I can be your best friend or the knife in your back. Which ever you prefer. You can call me but I probably wont answer. I too have caller I.D. I don't mix well with snobs since I can be one myself. But hang with me and I will make you pee your pants!! ----------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------

I'd like to meet:

Flamers, Drunks , Rollergirls, Taggers, Bombers, Bikers, Jocks, Sluts, Stoners, Dweebies, Dirt Bags, Euro Trash, Designers, Glams, Tree Huggers, Fashion Victims, Local Celebrities, Self-Important Bastards, Spelling-Bee Champs, Hopeless Romantics, Whores, Dairy Farmers, Front-Porch Sitters, Flamers, Butt Rockers, Fascists, Cowboys, King Pins, Coal Miners, Greasers, Meatheads, Nose Pickers, Bums, Panty Sniffers, Townies, Honkies, Hobos, Strippers, Rodeo Clowns, Bible Thumpers, Matadors, Voodoo Doctors, Southern Belles, City Pimps, Drag Queens, Psychics, Slum Lords, High-Class Hookers, Horse Racers, Elvis, Peg-Leg Pirates, XXX Moon-Shiners, Winos, Home Wreckers, Porn Stars, Trailer Trash, Slackers, Perfectionists, Pyros, Poets, Cheese Heads, Stunt Cocks, Sumo Wrestlers, Mariachis, Lovers, Fighters, Sailors, Sinners, Snake Charmers, Fast Talkers, Slow Learners, Easy Riders, Sunday Drivers, Astronauts, Millionaires, Santa, and Jesus...==GETTING IT ON WITH A HOT CHICK --- ------------------------------.. SIS KRIST AND I TUSCON SUCKED!!-- ---- FRENCH LYCK AND RED WE ARE IN LOVE -- -- MOMMA KRISTA AND I IN TUSCON GO TCT!!! --- -- YEAH WELL IT WAS A BBQ -- --- SIS AND I GOING BACK TO CALI CALI CALI!! -- --
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Music:

IT WOULD BE EASIER TO TELL YOU THE SHIT I HATE!! ---------- === -- -- ____---- SOME OF THE HOTTEST AND COOLEST CHICKS FROM AZRD! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - -

Movies:

Boogie Nights, Moulin Rouge, GOONIES, Pretty Woman, Stand By Me, FIGHT CLUB, STAR WARS, JACKASS, ROUNDERS, GOOD WILL HUNTING, SCARFACE, SUPER TROOPERS, DEVILS REJECTS, -- -- -- -- --

Television:

Rosanne, Cosby Show, E.R. Nip Tuck, Shield, Cops, Oprah, Peoples Court, Judge Judy, Price Is Right, Family Fued, King of Queens, Over There, Surviver, CSI, Miami Ink....I am a stay at home mom....

Books:

Coloring books are the best. -------------------------------------

Heroes:

MI ESPOSO --------------------------------

My Blog

I NEVER EVER CATCH A BREAK!!

So just when I think my life is torn up from head to toe  another window crashes!!!  MY HEART ACHES AND MY LIFE IS UNCERTAIN!! Thats all I can say for now.  But I guess when people say ...
Posted by RED on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

ARIZONA IS STARTING TO SUCK

I LOVE MY HOME STATE BUT THIS JUST BUMS ME OUT AND MAKES WANT TO LEAVE!NO DONT GET ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY I SMOKE AND I DO LIKE A ONE WHEN I AM DRINKING IN A FUCKING BAR! RESTURANTS AND OTHER PLACES THAT...
Posted by RED on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

GOTTA GET AWAY GOTTA GET AWAY GOTTA GET AWAY NOW!!

That's it!  I gotta get away!   Kids, derby, bills and just plain drama has taken its toll.  I am going away for the weekend and I am afraid that just is not enough time.  Wil...
Posted by RED on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO Hmmmmm..

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination accor...
Posted by RED on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

HEY BOYS WORD FROM THE WISE

MEAN WHAT YOU SAY AND SAY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
Posted by RED on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

YAAAAHOOOOO!!!!

For all of you that don't already know I made the wonderful traveling team of Arizona Roller Derby.  The Tent City Terrors!  Third in the nation and on our way to #1 Baby!!! GO ME!!...
Posted by RED on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST