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Lucy

I am here for Friends

About Me

covered in piss.

My Interests

standing next to celebrities. worrying about inevitable deterioration in the looks department but hoping to arrest it with Benefit cosmetics and reinforced bras. being scared of pram technology, mother and baby groups and competitive parenting. top shop, knitting, sparkly shoes, writing, drawing, lying in bed and playing The Biz, a rubbish Spectrum game from the 80s about making it in the music industry, singing, fantasising that one day me and Jack White will start a 'musical collaboration' and I will get to ping his strings, buying useless shit from Boots, drinking lots of wine whilst in charge of a minor.

I'd like to meet:

hot boys, babysitters, the outside world. I WILL NOT ADD BANDS I DON'T KNOW OR CLUBS/BARS/ELECTRO NIGHTS. Young people's music gets on my tits.

Music:

The Raconteurs, LUCKY LUKE, Patti Smith, Iggy, Blondie, The Life Aquatic soundtrack, Sandy Denny, Doris Day, 1990s, Dusty Springfield, the Breeders, Guided By Voices, Patsy Cline, Nico, PuMaJaw, Johnny And The Entries, Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio, Black Mountain, Bleachie, The Shins, Pop Levi, Be Your Own PET, songs about the evils of booze, Loretta Lynn, the Magnetic Fields, B&S, Bettye Swann, The Great Lakes, The Stooges, White Stripes, Billy Childish, Shirley Collins, The Fall, SKIRT!! Kirsty McColl, Emma Pollock, Eugene Kelly, Here Hare Here, The Gilded Angels

Movies:

Gregory's Girl, Bridget Jones, Bringing Up Baby, Grease, Citizen Kane, Some Like It Hot, Paris Texas, Midnight Cowboy, the Graduate, SUPER TROOPERS, Back To The Future, anything with Bette Davis or Barbara Stanwyck in it being a bitch, Best In Show, Together, Spinal Tap, Slacker, Singles. And harold and Kumar Get The Munchies. Maybe.

Television:

all of it, all the time

Books:

The Lakeland catalogue. Avocado slicers and pineapple corers galore! Plus all your roasting tin needs. Nigel Slater's Kitchen Diaries - total naughty lardiness with saucy sizzling XXX pics.

Heroes:

Amy Sedaris, Lucy Van Pelt, Jeremy Kyle

My Blog

baiting the blind

This morning a woman collecting money for guide dogs for the blind was in the station. I went to put some money in her can, nearly stood on her dog, which I hadn't noticed was lying at her feet, and w...
Posted by Lucy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST