Only in America |
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstore...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST |
7 types of sex |
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face....
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST |
9 words women use that I needed defs... 4 |
9 WORDS WOMEN USE1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is o...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Rules for my legions for when I take over the world |
1 My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.3 My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:28:00 PST |
7 Questions Answer them for me Plz |
How do we know one another?How long if you had to take a guess have we known one another?( I dont want BS for the next few answers and be honest hell even be brutily honest just no BS ill take no offe...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:06:00 PST |
Redneck Medical Directory |
Benign................................What you be after you be eight.
Artery................................The study of paintings.
Bacteria.............................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium....
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST |
Proverbs |
Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tyred.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife gran...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST |
Good Facts To Know |
GOOD FACTS TO KNOW 1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST |
Dumbing Down America |
Dumbing Down Americaby Dr. Samuel Blumenfeld
I am often asked to name those educators responsible for the change in primary reading instruction which has led to the decline of literacy in America. Peo...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST |
And this one had a degree im sure |
Glowing Georji1994 Darwin Award NomineeConfirmed True by Darwin(10 December 1968, Russia) While reading about nuclear accidents, a physicist found this Darwin Award. Mayak is a nuclear fuel processing...
Posted by SÕÇÎÅL RËTÃRÐ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST |
