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kat

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked - Jimi Hendrix

About Me


I'm an artist.
I'm a shopper...shoe shopper to be precise.
I have three dogs, Sophie Sue, Sampson Snuggles & Sadie Symber (they are my little sweeties & they are adorable).
I'm a vegetarian and a conservative liberal. I don't have a green thumb, but I try. I hate horror movies. I love sangria. I typically take on more than I should. I'm an overachiever and I'm a big fan of banana pudding. I make a mean apple pie. I think Lewis Black is a genius. I hate math. Reality TV is asinine.
I'm a huge fan of marathon sleeping. This is something very few can actually achieve. It takes dedication and skill.... as well as lots of understanding friends and not much responsibility.
Three things I want to do before I'm old.....1) swim with dolphins, 2) own a '76 Stingray convertible, and 3) move to Necker Island.
I'm Art Director for the 2nd largest advertising firm in Memphis. I graduated from college with a BFA in graphic design and illustration. I'm a painter, photographer & fashion stylist as well as owner/CEO/promoter of HecKler Productions, based here in Memphis. It's an artist development and music promotions company dedicated to being the best liason between artists and record labels. You can visit our myspace page or www.hecklerproduction.com (under construction for a minute).
To inquire about my paintings, design or photography please drop me a line... only serious questions please. I do accept freelance work with design and photography. Paintings may be viewed by appointment only. I like meeting new people and love to laugh, so if you can make me laugh then send me a message.
******NOTICE*****OH AND BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME, PLEASE MESSAGE ME FIRST OR I'LL PROBABLY DENY YOUR REQUEST Thanx. Later ~ kat
p.s. NO SPAMMERS, POSERS, PLASTICS OR MORONS... don't waste my time or yours.
p.p.s. i want a giant bunny

My Interests



Art. Illustration. Graphic Design. Photography. The sound of the ocean. Warm breezes. Sangria. Laughing really hard. Kissing. Working in my studio. Watching the seasons change. Live music. Playing with my dogs. Traveling. Lilacs. Fireworks. Driving with the top off my car. Watersports. Sleeping during rainstorms. Marathon Sleeping. Star-Gazer Lilies. Dancing. My iMac G5. Painting.

I wish I could travel more and I dream of living by the ocean.

Spending the day poolside with friends and family and a drink in hand is probably my favorite pasttimes.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. People who love their pets. Anyone who can make me laugh.

Keith Richards, Chris Cornell, Lewis Black, Nikki Sixx, Will Smith & Adam Sandler.

what's this?

Attn: Musicians/ Models... I'm your gal if you need any art, styling or photography done.. Folio can be emailed to serious clients.

All Graphics done by me.. Heckler Kat. RIND STARS; JOAN RED

Music:



Movies:

Waking Life ( favorite hands down.) Any Wes Anderson movie.....especially Bottlerocket, which is also my very favorite of his movies, High Fidelity, Wonder Boys, Braveheart, Black Hawk Down, The Big Labowski, The Notebook, The Jerk, Grosse Point Blank, Garden State, Napolean Dynamite, The Pianist, Office Space, Snatch, Lock-Stock, Monty Python, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Adam Sandler movies. David Lynch movies. It's safe to say there are too many to list....oh and Old School is funnier every time I watch it.

Television:

Just started watching Flight of the Conchords on HBO... that's pretty freakin' hilarious. Also picked up Burn Notice on USA.. best thing they've had since Baywatch. Dexter on Showtime. The Daily Show, Planet Earth, Miami Ink, Entourage and all the Discovery Channel shows, cause knowlege is power or at least good dinner conversation. I watch a lot of HGTV and DIY network although, I'm not that handy with a hammer and nails. CSI (any of them), Law & Order CI, Law & Order SVU (who doesn't love a great crime drama???)

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris. Also, currently reading: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, by Mark Haddon.... it's really funny and brilliant.

Heroes:

My JenaBug....

Anyone who doesn't give up even when everyone says you should, John Lydon aka "Johnny Rotten," Banksy and Lewis Black.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem. ~ Keith Richards

My Blog

Missing the Muse

Missing the MuseEvery year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year ...
Posted by kat on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

Attn: Musicians and Music Lovers....

Give some respect.... This ought to give you chills... and if it doesn't... you're fucking weird. My all time favorites, they will never stop... and Keith won't die... Rockers! Also one of th...
Posted by kat on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Don't Underestimate the Power of the Kat

Ok, so as of late, I've been down, but lest we forget that I am incredibly awesome and everyone loves me. I've started working up a plan of exercising and eating better...I think it will help with my ...
Posted by kat on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:28:00 PST

In Need of Vaca..... Weekend Summary

Apparently this is the year that everyone I know is going on incredible vacations... most of them... out of the country... totally awesome... I EXPECT POSTCARDS!!!! (Dan....Boston...Heather!!!) Love, ...
Posted by kat on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Emphatically Disgusted!!!!

PUBLIC NOTICE..  Endorsing Animal Fights makes you a sick fuck!!!!..> If you support dog fights, cock fights, etc.. then you're sick and should have your ass beaten. If you think it's fun...
Posted by kat on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:26:00 PST

INNER 61, SAVING ABEL & FURTHER DOWN 5.31.07

The Pink Palace Museum PresentsDon't miss this one!!!!!!It's the kickoff to Rock the Palace: Summer Tour 2007Sponsored by: 93X, Ardent Studios, Lane Music, Memphis Music, ProShow Systems, the Electric...
Posted by kat on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

DON'T MISS OUT: AN EVENING WITH ARDENT STUDIOS: 5.29.07 FREE

Hey Friends, HELP ME ADVERTISE THIS.... it's part of the big project i've been working on. Just repost the bulletin and I will love you forever!!!! *hugsFREE ADMISSIONPINK PALACE MUSEUM MANSION THEATE...
Posted by kat on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU ADD ME!!!!!

PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU ASK TO ADD ME Current mood: aggravated Category: MySpace LMAO....yeah, i know.once again, i HAVE to post this again due to obvious reasons.... so lets recap!okay, i'm a sweeti...
Posted by kat on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

Dumb Songs are So....Dumb

I haven't blogged in forever, cause I'm freakin' busy and don't have time to do the shoe blog or myspace much, so here's the best I can do for now.....Is anyone else sick of this "Sexy Back" bullshit ...
Posted by kat on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

Paintings for Sale

Here are 2 out of the 3 paintings i'm selling this holiday season. I'll finish the third soon.They are both 40x30.The first is called Eternal: MiamiIt's just as pictured. Very Bright! Acrylic and some...
Posted by kat on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST