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Hess

I'll paint your pain, and frame it...

About Me

fashion, music, art, bar managing.....Look out for Hess Clothing in your local neighborhood very soon...I like to run around my neighborhood butt naked holding a frozen banana singing she bang by William hung!! After that I like to arm wrestle one armed midgets with afros in our local gay bar for extra lute!!! Then get out my 3 wheeled moped and pop wheelies up and down the street waving at my Mail man... oh yeah, I also love throwing hot dogs at squirrels, umm that's the Gemini in me..And I almost forgot!! Bands fuck off, I will not add you(unless your from my home town, or I know you)...So Piss off! My family,WITH BLOODY KNUCKLES I WILL PROTECT THY BROTHERS.... ...."http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/592/hessandhispeaces ign0qv.jpg" alt="drag shows" height="400" width="400" "The Motley Crew".... Roy, AKA Raddist fuckin tattoo artist around...... Therapy Sess..

My Interests

The only thing to do while driving Through Kansas! .. My Eyes forever glued to yours..I love you, but I chose darkness!.. Jada Pinkett, my sister soilder..Bunkin party with Socialburn, yes we spoon...!VEGAS..If you live your life in a routine, something inside of you falls asleep...... COLORADO...... A land of inspiration natures the artistic soul..GOD,My girl Brooke Neil soul mates 4 life, making and designing new clothes, fashion styling, The Bear colony...getting lost while a paint a new painting, expressing my art, finding a new rad ass vintage T-shirt, Expensive ass jeans, tattoos, ripping up a kicker on my snowboard, wakeboarding, chilling on the lake all day, music that moves me, traveling, spontanious road trips, hauling ass down a mountain on my bike wondering if I'm going to loose it or not. Adrenaline rush, going to the theater, eating pop tarts, bartending, meeting positive people, .....funneling jagermeister..rapping Luke Skywalker and the 2 live crew to my grandparents..skinny dipping in my neighbors pool while their asleep. And of course humping my pillow late at night when no one is around...........MY ART.. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Liberal people with good values. Music junkies with the same music views. Art connoissuer's, fashion gooroos....a pile of 100 hundred lesbians,that I could dive in!!! ladies who ride 3 wheeled moepeds around their neighborhood butt naked popping wheelies while eating a purple popsickle...Tom Ford, Carmen Electra, Laird Hamilton, David Blaine, Johny Cash in my next life time..cats that don't suck.....The man who discovered peanut butter. Oh Yeah, of course Brad Pitt, I'm not gay but I would probably tap that ass....

Music:

THE COLOURS...THE FILMS...THE CINEMATICS...UNION OF KNIVES...HOT GOSSIP...CREEPING WEEDS...AIR TRAFFIC...NAKED LUNCH...RYSKOPP...TELEPOPMUSIK...DAFTPUNK...LYDIA...Apartmen t...Seemless...SILENT CIVILIAN...BEAR COLONY...THIRTEEN SENSES...THE HOURLY RADIO...WIRETREE...THE FIELDS...SEABEAR...THE ALMOST... AMERICAN TOURIST...MADBALL...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE...DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979..SOASIN...PINBACK... DOVES...THE STILLS.....LONGWAVE...SOUTH...TRAVIS...COHEED N CAMBRIA...UNWEDSAILOR...FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES...ALEXIS ON FIRE...LOVEDRUG...THE FAINT...THRICE...BRMC...SPARTA...CIRCA SURVIVE...INTERPOL..HOPESFALL...ATREYU...36CRAZYFISTS...GLAS SJAW...KENT...HOT HOT HEAT...BRAID...FINCH...DEATH CAB..SCISSOR SISTERS...KILLSWITCH ENGAGE...NADA SURF...ARMOR FOR SLEEP...BUILT TO SPILL...LUPINE HOWL...PALO ALTO...OURS...CHASING THE FALL...FREEDOMFIVE...DEMON HUNTER...EIGHTEEN VISIONS...SADE...TRICKY...AS I LAY DYING...AT THE DRIVE IN...POISON THE WELL...SEA N CAKE...GRAND SERANADE...KINGSDOWN...30 SECS TO MARS...EELS...POE..UNDEROATH...THE ARMS...DEADPOETIC..AVENGED SEVENFOLD...MASSIVE ATTACK...APPLESEED CAST..FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER...BLINDSIDE...HUM...MAZZY...FISCHERSPOONER..HOT HOT HEAT...SPOON...DREDG...JEFF BUCKLEY...EMERY...HOOVERPHONICS...THROWDOWN...DAVID WAXMAN...I could go on forever but rather.....

Movies:

Running with scissors,stranger than fiction, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind was freakin amazing,Rules of attraction, vanilla sky, Hedwig and the angry inch, Seven, adventures of Sebastion Cole, Closer, harvard man, scareface, Donnie brasco, snatch, anything from Quenton tarantino, Jenna Jamison I love you...house of a 1000 corpses, magnolia, breakfest club...

Television:

Sapranoes,Entourage, NipTuck,Six feet under,Miami Ink,surreal life, subterranean,cheers,fuse tv,head bangers ball,late night skin a max,and of course sports week...Art is a gift to be expressed and to be shown to the world......

Books:

The Alchemist,Anything by Hunter S Thompson,interview with the vampire,don't sweat the small stuff,touching the void,living with art.

Heroes:

God,Hugh Hefner,Parents,and all the lesbians in the world!

My Blog

Flyleaf- Lacey sportin Hess Clothing in new video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Rf7Cyxqdg&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fwww%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Flacey%5Fmosley Ahhh Lacey, your the sweetist, thanks for rockin my gear babe..Much love!!...
Posted by Hess on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST

My Sketches for the Frail Division cd

If there are any bands looking for artist to do their cd covers, I would be glad to help out. Here are the sketches and final result to the Frail Division cd, "This is no fairy tale".......
Posted by Hess on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

This could make you mad!

Please read this. If you get mad, it's because it applies to you...1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad.2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.(F.Y.I. actual gangsters don...
Posted by Hess on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:47:00 PST

Shoot for MTV..

So a couple days ago I just received some great news from Miami....I have Just found out that MTV did a fashoin shoot for the new upcoming reality show called 8th n Ocean. 4 guy models, and 4 girl mod...
Posted by Hess on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:02:00 PST

Rest in peace...

Well if you haven't already heard, panteras legend dimebag was shot and killed last night while performing on stage with his new band Damage plan. What the fuck is going on here??? I mean like really....
Posted by Hess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my magazine debut...

The magazine Complot ,displaying in Brasil,Columbia,Chile,Ecuador,Panama,Peru,Miami,Venezula,New  York,and Paris is featuring a pair of my personal Hess jeans in this months issue..Page 42 the have a r...
Posted by Hess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST