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I'm really not Batman. But if given the chance I would be. First of all he has all the kick ass gadgets and very few people really know who he is. In the movies he gets the hot chicks but apparently Batman is hard to be with because at the beginning of the next movie he is single again and gets a new hot chick. Tough life. Of course the Batmobiles are awesome except for the "Holy Big Three Automakers Batman, this car looks like an Edsel prototype". The others are great though. That leads to another thing. If you’re Batman everything you own has "Bat" as a prefix. If Batman were to have a cat it would be a "Bat Cat", if he develops love handles due to less physical activity becasue of a decrease in crime then he has "Bat Fat". When he goes to the ball game he wears a "Bat Hat". If he is expressing to his son how proud he is of him, he gives him a "Bat Pat" on the back. When he is singing with a jazz band and takes a solo then it is a "Bat Scat". And finally if he was playing baseball while wearing his "Bat Hat" he would be hitting with a "Bat Bat". But you know what the best thing about being Batman would be? It would be cool to say to someone, "I'm Batman" when you are introducing yourself at a Christmas party... or some other party... anywhere really.