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Alison

we are all related.

My Interests

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Music:

wowee zowee, cathy's clown, the zombies, beach boys

Movies:

hitchcock, orson welles, badlands, rushmore, raising arizona, barton fink

Television:

arrested dev, the office, little britain

Books:

the federalist papers, fortune cookies, text messages

Heroes:

stephen wright, bill murray, stephen shore, diane arbus, robert frank, chris ware, alan moore, orson welles, brian wilson

My Blog

things i have in common with nina hartley

1. We were both born on March 11th.2. We were both born in Berkeley, California.3. We both graduated cum laude.4. We're both recognized for our "bubble butt buttocks"5. Our first and last names add up...
Posted by Alison on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

the vegetarians with crazy eyes club

forest whitakerthom yorkeme...
Posted by Alison on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

squirt squirt

i agreed to be in this girl's animation class project. i come off as a perfume-obsessed zombie-drone, but that's cool....
Posted by Alison on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

nerd alert

this is homework i did for computer science class in '99. i have no idea what it means and it's depressing the shit out of me....
Posted by Alison on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

last night's party

i finally made it on that thing
Posted by Alison on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 03:59:00 PST

sheboygan

A 7-year-old boy had to be rescued with the help of a locksmith after crawling into a Sheboygan, Wis., supermarket's stuffed animal game machine while his father talked on the telephone.(01/04/04 ...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an ostrich in taipei

TAIPEI, Taiwan -- Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo. The ostrich eluded capture. (05/09/04 AP photo)...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

elephant man

This is the skull of Joseph Merrick, known as The Elephant Man, who was born in Leicester, England on August 5th, 1862 and died at age 27 in his bed at London's Whitechapel Hospital. It is now be...
Posted by Alison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST