i've been known to try anything once...
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I'd like to meet:
people who are REAL none of that fake bullshit all that fake shit does is piss me off and i can find much better ways to waste my time...
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i can't stand how some people don't seem to think other people or people like myself can't see through their act the truth is we do see through you we will see through you and you're not fooling anyone but yourselves...
one of my favorite ways to meet new people and not only kill some time but also waste some of their time too...
that or they will be sure to bring a fucking shovel...
to fucking learn why the word fuck is so fucking awesome just push the fucking play button fucking down below...
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Music:
i listen to pretty much every thing and any thing...except country...can't stand it...did you know that if you played a country song backwards the guy would get his wife back...his dog back...and his house back too...lol!...
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Movies:
absolutely love horror flicks...there's just something about being scared that gets your endorphines going...if you don't know what endorphines are you should look them up...they're pretty fucking cool...
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Television:
i don't have the time to watch television...it's the government's way of monitoring our actions...that and god damn pennies...i swear every single penny is equipped with homing devices placed there by the government...why else are pennies so 'useless'?...You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Books:
i've always had this thing for stephen king...ray bradbury...edgar allen poe...john saul...james patterson...william shakespere...to name a few that is...
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Heroes:
you know all those "things" you're told don't exist...like the tooth fairy...the easter bunny...santa clause...the boogeyman...they're some of my heros...but my brother josh...my aunt deb...my uncle john...they're on the top of my list as far as real heros go...
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!
How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are A Rowan Tree
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are 88% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.
Are You A Sociopath?
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You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?Using your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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