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About Me


i'm just a girl...


You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!




You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

My Interests

i've been known to try anything once...

elo --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

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I'd like to meet:

people who are REAL none of that fake bullshit all that fake shit does is piss me off and i can find much better ways to waste my time...

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i can't stand how some people don't seem to think other people or people like myself can't see through their act the truth is we do see through you we will see through you and you're not fooling anyone but yourselves...

one of my favorite ways to meet new people and not only kill some time but also waste some of their time too...

that or they will be sure to bring a fucking shovel...
to fucking learn why the word fuck is so fucking awesome just push the fucking play button fucking down below...
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Music:

i listen to pretty much every thing and any thing...except country...can't stand it...did you know that if you played a country song backwards the guy would get his wife back...his dog back...and his house back too...lol!...

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Movies:

absolutely love horror flicks...there's just something about being scared that gets your endorphines going...if you don't know what endorphines are you should look them up...they're pretty fucking cool...

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Television:

i don't have the time to watch television...it's the government's way of monitoring our actions...that and god damn pennies...i swear every single penny is equipped with homing devices placed there by the government...why else are pennies so 'useless'?...You have a sexual IQ of 146

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Books:

i've always had this thing for stephen king...ray bradbury...edgar allen poe...john saul...james patterson...william shakespere...to name a few that is...
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Heroes:

you know all those "things" you're told don't exist...like the tooth fairy...the easter bunny...santa clause...the boogeyman...they're some of my heros...but my brother josh...my aunt deb...my uncle john...they're on the top of my list as far as real heros go...
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are A Rowan Tree
You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room.
And while you crave attention, you do it without ego.
You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable.
You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless.
You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are 88% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?
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You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?Using your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
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Posted by elo on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:30:00 PST

ive been tagged

ok so once you've been tagged you have to post a blog with ten little known facts about yourself. The next step is to tag ten more people! So here are my juicy secrets, enjoy.   1.  i cannot...
Posted by elo on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 06:59:00 PST

tattoo?

so i've been in texas 10 plus months now and have met lots of interesting if not just down right fucking insane peeps...and when i say fucking insane i mean more crazy than even i myself...and i've be...
Posted by elo on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

hmmphf...

  i've come to a point where i just don't give a fuck anymore...i'm so sick and fucking tired of everything...i really am....and so the downward spiral may or may not begin....i need to find...
Posted by elo on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:13:00 PST

you know it was a good night when...

you wake up and can't account for all the bruises that have mysteriously appeared...that or you suffer from being vertically challenged...who knows?...but so far the count is up to five...and in ...
Posted by elo on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

why sobriety is a bitch...

cause fucking reality sets in...and that is the only thing i can think of to say about that...and that in itself is a bitch cause i usually have so much more to say...arrrrrrrrrrgh...well would you lo...
Posted by elo on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

you know it’s funny but...

someone asked me how i was doing the other day and i lied when i told them that i was fine...everything is a oh mother fucking k...hahaha...again another lie...wow i'm on a roll for someone who likes ...
Posted by elo on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:42:00 PST

tonight i saw a ghost

and i swear to god it completely fucked up my buzz...grantted maybe i saw what i think that i saw but at the same time i know that i started drinking at 3:00 this afternoon and that by 9:00 this eveni...
Posted by elo on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

bros before hoes

and too mother fucking bad that blood is not always thicker than water...i mean one would think that family should come first right?...not some piece of ass that could be gotten at any time...i'm sure...
Posted by elo on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

i've become a fucking carnie or pretty damn close to one!...

no fucking joke man...at least it's the best way to describe this new job that i've got for the time being...we're just like carnies minus all of the fair rides and those fucking games that we know ar...
Posted by elo on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:01:00 PST