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Joan

IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME.........

About Me

I am 29 years old. I have a wonderful husband and five kids. Four girls and one boy. I'm a stay-at-home mom. I love meeting new people. Unique people intrigue me.MY FRIEND LIST IS SMALL CUZ I ACTUALLY TALK TO EVERYONE, USUALLY ON A DAILY BASIS. IF I ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND REQUEST AND I NEVER GET ANYTHING FROM YOU, I WILL DELETE YOU... WITH THAT SAID, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW YOU!!!I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layout
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My Interests

Riding 4-wheeler, loud music, camping, watching movies, singing karaoke with my kids and husband, tattoos( i only have one, but i want many more), getting rides on the back



I'd like to meet:

People who are real and honest. People who don't pass judgment.As for famous people:Julia Roberts,Jennifer Aniston, Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner

Music:

Black Eyed Peas, Kelly Clarkson, Skid Row, Metallica, Faith Hill, Sara Evans, Carrie Underwood, Enya, Dido, Rhianna, Fall Out Boy, Enigma, Crazy Frog, Evanescence, Lonestar, Rascal Flatts, Bo Bice, Creed, Alanis Morissette, Coyote Ugly Soundtrack, Eurythmics, Eminem, James Blunt, Howie Day, Kellie Coffey, Daniel Bedingfield, Sarah McLachlan, Josh Groban, Billie Meyers, Blade Soundtrack, Linkin Park, Concrete Blonde, Dido, Gwen Stefani, Jessica Simpson, Tori Amos, Jo Dee Messina, The Killers, Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Buddy Jewell, Queensryche, Kiss, Skid Row, Warrant, Slaughter, Great White, Smashing Pumpkins, Pussycat Dolls, All American Rejects, Nick Lachey, Chris Daughtry,

Movies:

Pretty Woman, Coyote Ugly, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Maid in Manhatten, Resident Evil, Along Came Polly, 40-year-old Virgin, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Raising Helen, Clockstoppers, The Goonies, The Upside of Anger, Old School, Flight of the Phoenix, The Last Castle, The Notebook, Matrix trilogy, Daredevil, Star Wars (the old ones and the new ones), Without A Paddle, Stealth, The Island, Spanglish, Constantine, The Italian Job, Monster-In-Law, Freaky Friday, Big Fat Liar, AI, Hulk, Xmen, Pearl Harbor, Men in Black 1&2, Terminator 3, Bad Boys 1&2, Unbreakable, Forrest Gump, Blade (all of them), Sound of Music, Cast Away, Spiderman 1&2, Bruce Almighty, The Usual Suspects, S.W.A.T., The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Four Brothers, 13 Going on 30, Batman Begins, The Breakfast Club, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Bridget Jones (both), Ultraviolet, Mr. Deeds, Tomb Raider, Black Hawk Down, Joe Dirt, Tears of the Sun, The Fast and the Furious, A Knight's Tale, She's Out of Control, We Were Soldiers, Kiss of the Dragon, Dirty Dancing, Jurassic Park (all), The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Elf, Romeo Must Die, Exit Wounds, Transporter, Transporter 2, Swordfish, The Whole Nine Yards, The Whole Ten Yards, Legally Blond 1&2, Miss Congeniality 1&2, The Punisher, Oceans 11, Oceans 12, Little Nicky, National Treasure, Unleashed, Panic Room, Walking Tall, Bringing Down the House, Six Days Seven Nights, Happy Gilmore, Never Been Kissed, Bring It On, Uptown Girls, Can't Buy Me Love, The Sweetest Thing, What Women Want, The Day After Tomorrow, Failure to Launch, Fun With Dick and Jane, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, A Walk to Remember,

Television:

House, American Idol, CSI, Miami Ink, What Not to Wear, Inked, Ultimate Fighter, Smallville, Futurama, Band of Brothers, Supernanny, Wife Swap, Man vs. Wild, The L Word

Books:

Don't get much of a chance to read anymore.

Heroes:

My Dad, my husband

My Blog

Naughty riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your n...
Posted by Joan on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

I'm not mean!! I promise!!

You Are ScaryYou even scare scary people sometimes!How Scary Are You?...
Posted by Joan on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

Fucking deadbeat dads!!!

I'm sure there are other people out there dealing with the same shit I am when it comes to this but GODDAMMIT!!! My ex, who is the father to my daughter Haley and my son Austin is not paying his child...
Posted by Joan on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

This is hilarious

Female descriptions:40-ish......................................... ....49Adventurous.................Slept with everyoneAthletic......................................No titsAverage looking...............
Posted by Joan on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST