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About Me

I am the infamous Jeffy
I roam randomly from bar to bar, mostly out of a lack of anything better to do
Of course, that means that I am seeking new ideas as to what I could be doing with my life...
So if you have suggestions, let me know!
It makes me wonder sometimes if anyone ever actually reads other peoples profiles. I mean really, if I put something in here about the Superior deer fucker and staring at cows look for friends will anyone venture out of their little safe zones and actually comment about it? I am not sure, and I doubt it. I know generally speaking once I read someones profile that is the last time I ever read it, things just don't change that fast. As depressing as that may be.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck, people who are not going to try to explain to me that the world is six thousand years old, people who will buy me beer. I like crazy people as well, but not scary crazy, just quirky crazy. I am pretty good about dealing with the fact you are neurotic, it just when you start acting like you are in dire need of an exorcism that I start to get concerned.

My Blog

The end of a beautiful thing...

Well, that went fast, and died young, double entente fully intended.  And now as I sit here and listen to a wonderful in it crapiness cover of Careless Whispers I sit and ponder my positions on everyt...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:01:00 GMT

The whole truth about why I say and do what I do

You never really knew me, my what, my when, my motivations. The words Iwould have spoke if only I could have. You laughed, you poked fun, youinsulted, but you never really knew what I was saying, insi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:50:00 GMT

You can never take a bad joke too far, maybe not

Whoops.You can never take a bad joke too far? I think that was my thought atthe beginning of all of this. Turns out you can take a bad joke toofar. But at the same time who are those of you who would ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:09:00 GMT

Sorry about the whole Scientology thing, that was just mean.

I think that the only analogy I can use for this deception would bethat of getting a cup of shitty gas station coffee. When you arerunning across the country and you really need a cup of coffee to mak...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:05:00 GMT

This is what rings mean

Life on the flip side, the guy comes through the door looking for his girlfriend who looks like Mandy Moore, that's his mistake, the pretty ones run too fast, can't hold them down, run, run, run.  I t...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:45:00 GMT

And yet a little more, get ready the dams about to burst!

........ @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> For all of you out there living yourlives and watching out for me just so you can scoff or look downbecause you j...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:53:00 GMT

Two by two, Balls of blue

........ @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> Even by my standards it was a less thannormal ceremony. Guess I have never been married as a Scientologistbefore...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:59:00 GMT

Why Scientology?

........ @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> So many have been so crass as toquestion why I would ever go to so far a step as to convert toScientology, but in...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:54:00 GMT

A wonderful ranty Valentines note...

........ @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> Sometimes I just can't believe howdisapproving people are about the stupidest little things. Egads,come on peopl...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:34:00 GMT

I am so happy I can finally let this out...

It was really kind of interesting how it all came together. I wassitting rather lost and distressed in Portland and while driving oneday down the freeway on my way to a job interview and there on the ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:30:00 GMT