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david lee nelson

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am a stand up comic and I really like myself.

My Interests

Myself.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to hear me talk about myself in depth.

Music:

Me singing Radiohead.

Movies:

Anything late Steve Martin. Not his early shit like "The Jerk" or "Parenthood" but his classics like "Bringing Down the House" and "Cheaper by the Dozen."

Television:

I'm not on television yet so it has no interest to me.

Books:

I don't read books. I read my journal out loud to my cat Feste 3 to 4 hours a night.

Heroes:

My father. And by my father I mean, myself.

My Blog

"nothing short of hysterical"

Hi.This is David Lee Nelson.Stand up comedian.  Human being.You have three more chances to see my one man show, Silence of Lucky.  The show the Charleston City Paper called "nothing short of...
Posted by david lee nelson on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST

Race Wars

When I was a freshman in high school, there was talk of a race riot at my school.  Supposedly people were bringing guns and knives and it was all supposed to go down at the pep rally Friday after...
Posted by david lee nelson on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST

Silence of Lucky Review

Silence of Lucky finishes its Piccolo Spoleto run this weekend.We've had really great reviews.I've attached the post and courier one that came out Sunday.That's the Lord's day.Unless you're a Seventh ...
Posted by david lee nelson on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:12:00 PST

Are These People High

They're trying to ban saggy jeans in Trenton, NJ, Atlanta, GA and some town in Louisiana.    Is there nothing else that needs the attention.  Is there 100 percent literacy in these...
Posted by david lee nelson on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:08:00 PST

Fuck You Bagel Man

I go to this bagel shop in my neighborhood everyday.  I get the same thing everyday.And each time I go into the store, the guy behind the counter acts like it's my first time there.  Asshole...
Posted by david lee nelson on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

Little Caesar’s Pizza

The greatest night ever as a child was Little Caesar's pizza night. About once every two or three weeks we could talk my parents into pizza. And we always went to Little Caesar's because they gave y...
Posted by david lee nelson on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:03:00 PST

Graduation

I just went to my sister's college graduation. It was a beautiful ceremony. But god it made me feel old. And it wasn't a bad old feeling, it was more of an acceptance. Looking at my dad with m...
Posted by david lee nelson on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

The Bomb Cocktail Sauce

I did a low country boil on saturday and made the sickest cocktail sauce. Here is the dope recipe:Bottle of the wickedest ketchup you can find.Small bottle of some fierce horseradish cream.SaltPepper...
Posted by david lee nelson on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:51:00 PST

Silence of Lucky and Lobby Hero

Tickets are on sale now for both Lobby Hero (the play I am directing) and Silence of Lucky (my solo show) in Piccolo Spoleto in Charleston, SC. They are available on line at piccolospoleto.com or at t...
Posted by david lee nelson on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:32:00 PST

Lobby Hero Opening Night

Hi,Just wanted to cordially invite you to the opening night of Lobby Hero in Piccolo Spoleto in Charleston, SC.  I am directing and the play stars Jamie Smithson, Joy Vandervort Cobb, Mandy Schmi...
Posted by david lee nelson on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:17:00 PST