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johnnie b

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go

About Me

Adventurer, Desert Rat, Country Boy, Renaissance Man. Old Soul, Boyish Charm, Classic Individual. I'm simple, laid back, dork that loves to laugh and enjoy life. Life is to be lived, so make it count. I am living the dream. E Clampus Vitus. Satisfactory!

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My Interests

quiet and lonely places, drinking, laughing, Crossfit, Death Valley, dive bars, canyoneering, eyes that smile, rock climbing, serial killers, Guiness, yoga, mullets, golfing, camping, Kettle One, pirates, Detroit Lions, running, scotch, carnivors, PBR, reading, good food, ******* I HATE CROWDS, SCENES, TRENDS, FAKES AND POSERS
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I'd like to meet:

I am always up for meeting people that are originals that have a sense of humor and an adventuresome spirit, with an insatiable need for laughter. Somebody that doesn't take themselves too seriously, but works hard and plays even harder. Someone that can teach me a thing or two and be willing to learn a thing or two as well. Basically someone real that can eat off of my plate, and yet have something to bring to the table. Somebody that could watch Jungle Book and Natural Born Killers in the same afternoon. A carnivor that can shit in the woods.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Prince, Frank Sinatra, Outkast, Rob Zombie, Elvis, STP, Snoop, Soundgarden, Hanks I, II, & III, Public Enemy, Alice in Chains, Dean Martin, Run DMC, Rev. Horton Heat, Etta James, Ice Cube, David Allen Coe, Dre., Atlanta Rythm Section, Beastie Boys, Allman Brothers, Kid Rock, L.L., Rick James, Outkast, Son Volt, Crack the Sky, Velvet Revolver, Amy Winehouse, Velvet Revolver, Debusey THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, 300, Life is Beautiful, Natural Born Killers, 40 Year Old Virgin,True Romance, Vacation, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Anchorman, The Quiet Man, Jungle Book, The Thin Man, M, Mystic River, Willy Wonka, Lonesome Dove, any John Hughes film.<z.

Television:

Deadwood, Lost, Survivorman, I shouldn't be alive, American Justice, Looney Tunes, Biography, South Park, City Confidential, CSI, NFL, Man vs. Wild, Criminal Minds,Family Guy, Monster Garage, New Detectives, Shark Week, A&E, Columbo, Simpsons, AMC, TLC, TCM, NGC, DSR

Books:

Desert Solitaire by Edward Abbey. Any true crime, especially serial killers, Hunter S. Thompson. Raymond Chandler and Dashiel Hemmet

Heroes:

John Muir, William Manly, John Rogers, Frank "Shorty" Harris, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra.pioneers and visionaries

My Blog

Running is a bitch!

IF YOU RAN WITHOUT SACRIFICE, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST JOGGED. Running hurts. It always has. Woolly mammoths didn't just roll over onto a plate and serve themselves up to prehistoric man with fries a...
Posted by johnnie b on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:53:00 PST

Great Advice

GREAT ADVICE! 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to. ...
Posted by johnnie b on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:27:00 PST

Suffer

"Far better it is to dare mighty things than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."Theodore Roo...
Posted by johnnie b on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

Camp Pendleton Mud Run

Sunday June 8th, Camp Pendleton Mud Run, Men's Boots and Utilities Division, 1st Place, 1:02:38
Posted by johnnie b on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:52:00 PST

Fanny Pack are back! (you heard it hear first)

Hey all.   So Japan has been great so far. But, I have learned some very important lessons so far in my trip.   1.) You can never have too many vending machines. They are everywhere here. ...
Posted by johnnie b on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:37:00 PST

Live

"Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate your friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this i...
Posted by johnnie b on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:47:00 PST

The Human Footprint

Here is something to think about...the average person, living to be 78 years of age will:Drive 637,000 milesUsing 31,350 gallons of gasolineMake 64 Tons of wasteConsume 13,056 pints of milk  ...
Posted by johnnie b on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

Earth Day

If the Earth were only a few feet in diameter, floating a few feet above a field somewhere, people would come from everywhere to marvel at it. People would walk around it, marveling at its big pools o...
Posted by johnnie b on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:57:00 PST

The Desert

Yet there is strange beauty in it all.  The magic of the desert is a riddle...I have never found the person who felt that he could even shape it vaguely to himself  in thought.  The fas...
Posted by johnnie b on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Big D "Dallas" Marathon

The results are FINALLY in...official time for my 9th marathon, in my 4th state is 4:01:37.55!  A new personal record!  I was only one minute and 38 seconds from reaching my goal of a sub fo...
Posted by johnnie b on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST