This
and this
Sexual Intercourse of course (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , whittling wood, amateur radio, raping things, CBs, chain letters, harvest festivals, researching the Milk family tree and meeting lots of super-fresh pals.
I also like to watch people, you know, with a cup of coffee and a paper, my favourite people watching spots are parks, cafes and the pool in Cheam.
I enjoy dogging at weekends and i trawl the carparks in the Surrey and London area - if anyone knows of a good dogging spot, give me a shout!
Please.
I'd like to meet:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Clive. I call him sleepy ginger potato face
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Keanu with a touch of the sunburns
Lyndon. He's a real part-ay animal
Mervyn. He is quite the web wizard
The Baron! He is superfresh and also fly
This is Helga. She is work with my Auntie Jutta in Flik-Flaks lapdancing/wrestling club
Last aber not least, Dani
I want those shoes back Dani!
TJ Hooker, what a looker! Falco, Milli Vanilli and Ivana Trump. Models, actresses, lol - i'm just jerking your chain - housewives, I don't mind what you look like, I'm attracted to every type of woman. Except I will prefer those of you that are buxom to those of you that are skinny-ribs! I repeat like above, if just friends is what you request I couldn't give one fig what you looking, unless you are malformed.
Even then it's not your fault.
This chick: "Lady in Reeeed, is dancing mit me - cheek aus cheek"
Music:
Ooo rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus...
Rock rock rock rock me Amadeus
Rock me all the time to the topEr war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der groen Stadt
Es war Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief:
Come on and rock me AmadeusAmadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh AmadeusEr war Superstar
Er war populr
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come on and rock me AmadeusAmadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh AmadeusCome on and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh AmadeusEs war um 1780
Und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen
War wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
Frauen liebten seinen PunkAmadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh AmadeusCome and rock me Amadeus....Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Ja ja ja
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock meAmadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus...
Girls Aloud, Chris de Burgh, Crystal Waters, Trio, Das Outhere Brothers, 2 In a Room, 2 Unlimited, Reel 2 Real ft Mad Stuntman (NO other bands with the name involving '2' though, please and thankyou), DJ Otzi... Goombay Dance Band, Shaky... Bonnie Tyler and other women that roar, Chas n Dave and the Matchroom Mob, Garys Glitter unt Barlow, Jonathan King and Charlotte Church's early sounds
Movies:
Sister Act 2 (Back in the Habit) only.
Television:
Demon Headmaster, Catherine Tate Show, My Family and anything on Men & Motors.
Books:
magazines and leaflets, i also like to read aloud to women, my poems.
Heroes:
Karl Howman (Jacko from Brush Strokes and man in Flash adverts), Ian Huntley, Michael Bolton, Fabio, Falco and the creator of Home and Away.
I also are paid tribute to my number-one favourite superhero Spiderman for the Hallowe'en this jahre:
