Merry Christmas Everyone |
My new christmas song is on www.myspace.com/djangelcrows
also featured on this months Chillout Music Magazine & on Podcast Chillout
Enjoy!... Posted by Angel,Chris on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:25:00 PST |
Just In Case You Ever Get These 2 Environments Mixed Up |
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell;
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
You get three meals a day fully paid for
You get a break for one meal ... Posted by Angel,Chris on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:02:00 PST |
A Day In The WelFare Office |
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi.You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social wo... Posted by Angel,Chris on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST |
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN |
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she m... Posted by Angel,Chris on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST |
"Never Choke in a Restaurant inThe SOuth" |
Never choke in a restaurant in the South... Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby tab... Posted by Angel,Chris on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:14:00 PST |
The healer |
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone w... Posted by Angel,Chris on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 11:31:00 PST |
Butlers Night Off |
Butlers Night Off
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late... Posted by Angel,Chris on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST |
Cannibal Fruit |
Cannibal Fruit
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go ... Posted by Angel,Chris on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:55:00 PST |
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA |
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit ... Posted by Angel,Chris on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:54:00 PST |
CEO Party |
CEO Party
A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ... Posted by Angel,Chris on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:53:00 PST |