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LheaTard

we are the most ugly impassioned people.

About Me

je suis....

waiting for a breath,

a twitch

or some other sign of life.

living and recording life

My Interests



in the bottom of a bucket likes a rock, can you believe that spec of compressed sediment holds the whole hole-y broken bucket on the mountain? well it's got heart; that bucket does, even if it is negative space.

in the valley of the mountain there's a town where people play harmonicas as they sit on wooden boxes branded with unicorns, this seems like a certain magic to me, an there's a fog, oh this fog is thick and like a fleeting planet, another world it is.

this is what my insides look like:

I'd like to meet:



men in speedos

my own personal jesus

this guy:

Those for rockin' in a free world

Music:

Bright Eyes, The Good Life, Album Leaf, Elliot Smith, Regina Spector, Coco Rose, Tilley and The Wall, The Decemberists, Belle & Sebastian, Minus the Bear, The Shins, The Smiths, The Cure, Velvet Underground, The Faint, Death Cab for cutie, Rilo Kiley, The postal service, Sigor Ros, The Elected, Bjork, Manitoba (Carabou), Modest Mouse, Led Zep, Flaming Lips, Blond Redhead, Clapyourhandssayyeah, Radiohead, the doors, Ella Fitzgerald,

This needs to be updated...seriously

Movies:

The dreamers, Fight Club, 28 days later, Supersize Me, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, About Schmitt, factotum, little miss sunshine, Igby goes down, dr. strangelove, Being john malkovich,

It's really very sad that I cannot remember half of the names of the amazing movies I've seen.

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Drawn Together, FutureRama, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, My So-called Life & BBC News

Heroes:

furious children mum and cody lee

my west coast family

My Blog

IRL LAUNCH!!!

Here is the culmination of a several months work. The IRL Project, sponsored by SMITHmag.net and Consumating.com. V and I are driving cross country and meeting our online friend IRL. Are we leaving yo...
Posted by LheaTard on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Can this nutty Bu'shit

This guy's full of bullshit and nuts...let's can him.Finally! After six long years of searching, Ive found the perfect container for my Texas bullshit AND our nutmeats. This ingenious 8.5 x 8.5 contai...
Posted by LheaTard on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 03:15:00 PST

Iowa Boys and Dinosaurs are Fossils

Alas, you speak a terrible truth my friend. Im sorry to see the ground become so dirty.We are indeed running into it.With wooden boxes full of carcasses, and deep, penetrating fingers like pedophiles....
Posted by LheaTard on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

I need an editor.

It is becoming very hard for me to be human,these days.To relate.These days I just make connections.Like: subway trains, web links, Legos, my ability to believe and my ability to see.I cannot believe...
Posted by LheaTard on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:47:00 PST

On feeling itsy bitsy

Somewhere on a windowsill. With ancient skin cells and dusty carcasses of things we feared. Such tiny pricks bring such fierce venom.   I would rather be on an overlooked plane, with nothing but...
Posted by LheaTard on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:09:00 PST

BAAAA!

Last night a boy pulled my hair at the bar (3 times) and today I'm working the Snow White ballet at work. I feel like I'm never going to get away from the playground. It's this feeling of never-ending...
Posted by LheaTard on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:32:00 PST

So why are you at home wasting your time?

This is nothing new. A chance to blow something more important off. I am wondering what the fuck i am doing. Life is speeding past me like it did when I was 6 years old in the passenger seat of my mum...
Posted by LheaTard on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:15:00 PST

Once more, with feeling

It's been forever. Hasen't it? It doesn't matter. Here I can dodge in and out of existance and it makes no difference. Slip in, out, and around consciousness like a warm, familiar, stranger in th...
Posted by LheaTard on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST

today is just another day

I guess this is my first post, I don't really know what I'm supposed to talk about, so I'll do the typical internet blog thing, I'll talk about myself. First, I write with too many commas, they are my...
Posted by LheaTard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST