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About Me

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My Interests

Exploring the infinite resources of infinity and biting my fingernails.

I'd like to meet:

"Censorship" by Eric Drooker www.drooker.com

Music:

Flaming Lips,Motion City Soundtrack,GWAR,Tenacious D,Queens of the Stone Age,Dead Lazlo's Place,Grateful Dead,Bob Dylan (minus the eighties),Green Day,Rage Against The Machine,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Tom Waits,Killers,Foo Fighters,Weezer,Fallout Boy

Movies:

Dead Man, Jesus' Son, Road Trip, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Momento, Tigerland, Rules of Attraction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Machinist, Serpico, Garden State, Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" Quadilogy (trilogy + one), 40 Year Old Virgin, The Warriors, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, V For Vendetta, Almost Famous, Elizabethtown

Television:

Love Monkey!, Beauty & The Geek, Family Guy, The Tick (not the live action one; it's on again on Sunday mornings), Sam and Max: Freelance Police (RIP), Fairly Oddparents, Ed (RIP), Dawson's Creek (Fuck you for judging me!), Jeopardy!, Judge Judy (Bitch lays down the law! Get it? It's funny!)

Books:

Monkey Wrench Gang by Edward Abbey Jesus' Son & The Name of the World by Denis Johnson
Home at the End of the World by Michael Cunningham
Rum Diary & Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas & The Great Shark Hunt & Curse of the Lono by Hunter S. Thompson
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
Spanking The Donkey by Matt Taibbi
Letters From The Earth by Mark Twain
The Stranger, A Happy Death by Albert Camus
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius & You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers
1984, Animal Farm by George Orwell
Brave New World by Aldophus Huxley
Less Than Zero, Lunar Park, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
On The Road, Dharma Bums, Big Sur by Jack Kerouac
Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked by David Sedaris
Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, & Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
Practical Demonkeeping & Lamb by Christopher Moore
Generation X:Tales of An Accelerated Culture by Douglas Coupland
American Gods & Neverworld by Neil Gaimon
Hard-Boiled Wonderland & The End of the World, Sputnik Sweetheart, Kafka On the Shore by Haruki Murakami
Catch-22 by Joesph Heller
Slaughterhouse-5, Timequake, Hocus Pocus, Player Piano (or anything...) by Kurt Vonnegut
25th Hour by David Benioff
Torture The Artist & The Anomalies by Joey Goebel
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

Heroes:

Pretty much any of the authors I mentioned in the "Books" section. And Spider-Man... he's my hero too. Mata Hari. The guy (I'm assuming) who invented Transformers. Han Solo. The kids on Barney who were way too old for it but kept doing it for the paycheck (and the bitches).

My Blog

NEW SUPER RAD MYSPACE QUIZ FOR EVERYONES TO TAKE

1) What's your first name? 2) What color is your hair? 3) Be honest, how often do you floss? 4) Do you read books? 5) If I were to call you a swear word, which would it be? 6) Does that describe you w...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

If you're looking for something to read...

Here are some good 'uns I've read lately: Raw Shark Texts~ Steven Hall Shantaram ~ Gregory David Roberts Monkey Wrench Gang ~ Edward Abbey The Road~ Cormac McCarthy
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

Look at this thing I killed to death in my apartment

It's called a CAMEL CRICKET, but I like to think of it as a representitive of Satan on Earth. For the record, I killed Satan's Rep. with my goddamn shoe and put it into the garbage disposal a...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Here's a MySpace Poem I wrote just now

Vampires are super rad, I like them if they are good or bad, I dyed my hair super black, My boyfriend is super whack, He slept with mom and made me cry, I wish a vampire would make me DIE, and make m...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

To That Crazy girl On MySpace Who Wants Me To See Her Naked Super Bad,

To That Crazy Bitch on MySpace Who Wants Me To See Her Naked Super Bad, I know you're there and this game of cat and mouse has to stop. I know you want me to see you naked desperately. How do I ...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Things fall apart.

I'm possibly going to be real out of touch soon. Don't be offended if you don't see or hear from me in awhile. Things have fallen apart.
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

BFF SEARCH! COULD BE YOU!

There's an opening in my top 24 and you could be one of my new best friends. Why is there an opening? Well, seems someone couldn't hang with the heroes... Sad really... For her not you though! You're ...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST

A.D.D. by Brad Listi

A.D.D. reads like a combination of Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions and Egger's You Shall Know Our Velocity, but without KV's wit or DE's wonderful prose. I found the constant definitions somewhat an...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

If I cared, I'd ask:

I've made a decision today. Just now in fact. If you post a questionnaire about yourself on Myspace (or anywhere else!), you're kind of a pompous loser. Seriously. What gives you the gumption to ...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

Rocky Balboa!

OK... I loved this movie. I expected to love it in an it's so crappy it's good kinda way, but I really did love it. After hearing it was coming out, I bought the Rocky movies on DVD and rewatched them...
Posted by May I Bleed Ink on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:36:00 PST