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Mernahuana

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About Me

Matt Mernagh a/k/a Mernahuana is notorious anti-establishment jerk face .

His unique contributions appear in Cannabis Culture and NOW frequently.


Chateau de pepper spray
Anyone who’s been in a mosh pit could easily handle Montebello
By MATT MERNAGH
NOW Aug. 23 - 29 Montebello, Quebec – There's an incredible number of citizen journalists roaming around working on their YouTube reports here among the 1,500 folks demonstrating. Too bad the RCMP guarding the Security and Prosperty Partnership summit don't broadcast their unedited footage on the Net, too. Then we'd really get the full picture.

The Only Tour Higher Than The CN TowerExperience Toronto’s unique Yongsterdam cannabis district with a walking weed filled tour of seed shops, cafes and a three-floor hemp store. Comfortably relax exploring the number one doobie destination in North America* with prominent pothead, marijuana scholar, and counterculture writer Matt Mernagh (NOW / Cannabis Culture). The Toronto Hash Mob coach opens our city’s doors of perception with strain sampling, Herbal Aire vs. Volcano Vaporizer demonstration and weed wisdom.
Quotes…
“Toronto’s Hipper Than Vancouver!” Marc “Prince of Pot” Emery
Nobody was about to arrest such a polite and diminutive protester. The Toronto Star Protest Smokes Up The Joint 04/21/06
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Coach Toronto Hash Mob
Hash Mob smokes up Dundas Square
UPI Canadian group celebrates marijuana's day
The Toronto Star PROTEST SMOKES UP THE JOINT
Niagara Falls Review PRO POT ACTIVISTS BRING CAUSE TO HOME OF JUSTICE MINISTER
Niagara Falls Review Editorial PROTESTERS TAKE TOKIN' POSITION ON RIGHTS
Read a collection of Iraq War resister articles via Altweeklies.com author search. Here's two Alternet.org reprints. A Tom Hayden interview for NOW lands me on Laura Louie and Woody Harrelson VoiceYourself . NOW June 22 - 28 Bush on the BBQ Iraq war resisters picnic near Peace Bridge and call on GIs to cross the border

My first American alt-weekly cover. Rochester City. So dangerous their second largest distributor refused to rack it.

Rochester City Hey Bud - Get Stoned and Laid in Toronto

NOW Aug 3 - 9 2006 A fatty of a wedding gift Prince of Pot's herb-filled nuptials get stoked by new extradition ruling. NOW Aug 4 - 10 2005 Not an outlaw here Shockingly, feds are feeding Marc Emery to Yanks when our own courts won't convict him

Not only do I write about The Prince of Pot. I write for him too.

Cannabis Culture's How To Open A Compassion Club

Cannabis Culture's How To Open A Cannbis Cafe Reprinted on GNN .

Co-organizer with Puff Mama & Budbabe Toronto Pot Peace Summit.022 of Toronto Compassion Centre.
Create Your Own!

Hamilton Cops Use Brute Force in Up In Smoke Cafe Raid

When in Vancouver Mernahuana chills with Dana Larsen at Vancouver Seed Bank .
Mernahuana is proudly sponsored by North America's premier bring your own pot shop, Up In Smoke Cafe .

Slash! Slash! Slash! Lizzy Borden makes me laugh. Use self censorship!

Three finger shockers too, Lizzy Borden, Society 1's Matt "The Lord" Zane, Extreme Associates peeps, Evil Threads goat whores, word Skunk Mag, and my bong hitting brother Chris "Never Surrender" Goodwin. He's Hashcore!

Lizzy gives props in her Myspace blog!! SKUNK MAGAZINE IS ON NEW STANDS NOW!!!VOLUME 2 ISSUE 5.....IM FEATURED IN THE FASHION SECTION ON 2 PAGES....PAGE 86 AND 87 FOR EVIL THREADS CLOTHING!! ALSO IN A FULL AD ON THE BACK FOR UP IN SMOKE CAFE!!! I HAD A SMOKIN TIME DOING THE SHOOTS ENJOY MONSTERS HORNS UP BONGS UP!!! THANK YOU MATT MERNAGH AND APOLLO MCJEEBUS!!!! AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY AT SKUNK MAGAZINE......... UP IN SMOKE CAFE.......AND EVIL THREADS!!!

My Interests

Picking on Bullies . Political protesting. Hating Bono. Attending police conventions . Keeping an eye on U.S. genocide Here's a little more U.S. genocide . Attending World Social Forums Watching good lawyers at work . Organizing demos . Encouraging students not to pay back loans . Playing vids . Original Cannabus Conductor as seen on CTV.

I'd like to meet:



Generally people who like to meet me follow the path of the weird and crazy which takes them to the Creative Wellness Centre and Ferret Reserve.Stoners should come bearing ganja gifts of cannabis. Insist on plying me with weed. Constinously roll joint-after-joint while chilling like villians.Those seeking answers to their questions must be prepared to remove articles of clothing for answers.



Music:

Thoughts on Stonerock for GetUnderground .
Caustic Truths
Meet The Angel of Metal ( Apr/May '05 cover)
Slipknot Maggots & Riots ( Jan/Feb '05 cover)

Chart/ChartAttack
( editor former )
RATMSlipknot
REMJane's AddictionPerry FarrellLimp BizkitTreble ChargerSum 41 NINMarilyn MansonGreen DayEminmen w/ Jim Flaherty & Stockwell DayEminmen vs. Jim FlahertyEminmen vs. TO PoliceD12Coldplay

Exclaim
(The Person Formerly Known as Contributing Editor)
Music of Mass Destruction (Dec. '99)
Coming Out in the Wash
Video Games Saved The Radio Star (July '99)

Sleeper Set Sail (Pulse Niagara)Alexisonfire (Pulse Niagara)Swollen Members (Pulse Niagara)Smugglers (Pulse Niagara)

Movies:

Hamilton Hash Mob Celebrate 420 By Giving A Pound of Pot Away....

Television:

The O'Reilly Factor is hillarious, but thankfully not true. Documentary Channel. I pay to sit in Vince's library by subscribing to WWE 24/7.MASTER DEBATERS: WWE
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Books:

A fabricated cannabis tale of stoner self-discovery, Marijuana Myths of The Hash Mob & Cannabis Compassion Crew as told to Mernahuana, employs a journalist narrative to tell the story of chronic pained Tobin Sanus and marijuana enthusiast Christopher Wall.
Together the polite diminutive outspoken pothead protagonists create personal and societal change through selling, growing, retail activism, protesting publicly by puffing pot, media manipulation, running for office, getting arrested, and opening a medical marijuana dispensary.

Their love affair with cannabis and legalization advocacy surrounds them with passionate likeminded stoned souls in MS suffer Diane Darling, her compassionate cannabis selling sister Donna, ganja geek Ryan Randolph, aging activist Mike Head, cannabis distiller Mike ‘Honey Oil’ Hayes, pot preacher Rev. Axel and dependable braggart Ned Lawler. Back pained prosecutor Luigi Loathing and young keener detective constable Dan White are determined to end the pot party.

Matt Mernagh’s debut twists his unique journalism style by flirting with fiction.

Coming Soon To A Book Store Near U

Heroes:

N/Amet too many. but have geeked out to George McGovern .

My Blog

Gonzo - Ode To My Dad

olah friends of ferrets and ferret friends, my dad is great! i luv my dad! dad is funny. dad snuggles, chases and luv's us...we all slept in today. then we played. then we ate treats. then we slept so...
Posted by Mernahuana on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST

Gonzo - Dad Goes Free & Other Greatness

olah ferret friends and friends of ferrets, dad made his last court appearance and The Man backed down... VICTORY!!! i did a grand war dance...dook-dook-dook-dook...when he came home. the last few day...
Posted by Mernahuana on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Gonzo - I Got Locked In The Bathroom

olah friends of ferrets, i said i'd post something when something happens...well it did! got locked in the bathroom. guess dad didn't see me scoot in and next thing u know i'm trapped. unlike my fri...
Posted by Mernahuana on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

Gonzo - Chillin Like A Villian

olah friends of ferrets and ferret friends, it's been a while i know since the gonzo has sat down and written all his friends a blog...frankly, i get bored of bloggers who post a lot of nuthing. if yo...
Posted by Mernahuana on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

Gonzo - How much is the albino ferret in the cage?

gonzo greetings! have yah missed me...wow three more blog views for 1420...go gonzo...go gonzo...go gonzo... awright so i started the day with no treats...what's up with that. i got me a ferret stick,...
Posted by Mernahuana on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

Honey Bear - What About The Treats

hello, it's me Honey Bear, or HB or Honey M. Bear. the most loveable of the trio. i'm down with a cuddle and a belly rub. i hop and chuckle and dance about. i enjoy bouncing on the bed... i give i lot...
Posted by Mernahuana on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

Gonzo - To Much Stash In Stash Spot

olah friends of ferrets, it's been a while since a stash spot raid...there's a lotta stuff under what some people call the stove, but HB and I call The Stash Spot. note we got one of them easy bake ov...
Posted by Mernahuana on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

Gonzo - Trail Mix Is Good

olah friends of ferrets, so like i'm a obligate carnivore...sorry veggie friends, but i only eat the meat. however, this doesn't mean you can cook me a big steak and i eat it. yuck! we all know food c...
Posted by Mernahuana on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

Gonzo - Where's My Agent?

greetings friends of ferrets, firstly, SPRING AHEAD! SPRING AHEAD! kick your clocks one hour ahead today. and if you haven't done this and it's Tuesday or Wednesday, don't bother... i'm looking for an...
Posted by Mernahuana on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

Gonzo - See Me Beg Live on MY Webcam

greetings friends, it's been sometime i know...we've been battling colds here at the Creative Wellness Centre and Ferret Reserve. it's gone now. i'm doing great. thanks for asking. things are happeni...
Posted by Mernahuana on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST