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About Me


I am the Bulldog. The King of Villains. I'm just a crazy, maybe even criminally insane, comedy machine. I'm actually starting to study Asatru, and the Norse Gods...as they're part of my heritage. I'm completely interested in existentialism. I love to learn new things all the time.When I'm not busy trying to learn everything, I'm usually laughin' my ass off about somethin'. I do retarded shit all the time to make myself and those around me laugh. If you take yourself too seriously, you leave no room for others to do likewise.So there's this girl, she's pretty cool. Her name's Amanda...and I kinda' like her a whole bunch. Well, actually I love her...she's fuckin' GREAT! She makes me happy on my naughty!Some of my other obsessions are the Steelers, my Cobra collection, my band (Villain X), my Spawn collection, music, movies. I'm a huge Final Fantasy fan, especially VII 'cause it was THE BEST EVAAAR! I love video games in general.I'm as devious as they come. I will manipulate, mind-fuck and all out destroy anyone who crosses me...you've been warned.

My Interests

TNA Wrestling, "Cowboy" James Storm, Villains, Transformers, Scarscream, Cobra, Dreadnoks, all kinds of craziness.The CPC (Cowboy Pub Crawlers), EMW (Evansville's Most Wanted), Velcro Pygmies.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Alice In Chains Threat Signal Heaven Shall Burn Velcro Pygmies Clutch Maylene & The Sons of DisasterWhen it comes to music...it better kick ass in some way shape or form...or I'll probably not give a shit about it.

Movies:

Boondock Saints Crank Smokin' Aces Cars Hook Predator (all of 'em) Major PayneI love mostly comedy, horror and action flicks.

Television:

TNA Wrestling The Shield Everybody Loves Raymond That 70's Show Smallville Supernatural Reaper Aqua Teen Hunger Force The BoondocksIf it makes me laugh, then it rocks at life!

Books:

Anything by R.A. Salvatore

Heroes:

Heroes are to be exterminated!

My Blog

Cowboy Pub Crawlers TNA Pay Per View Tournament 2008

Alright, for those of you who are TNA Wrestling fans, the Cowboy Pub Crawlers get every TNA Pay Per View and we’re actually going to begin holding a yearly tournament.  And yes, there will ...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

I’m diggin’ life again...like an eight foot grave! HA!

2007 has finally died.  There are almost no traces left of the fuckin' tornado that ripped up my trailer park life last year.  It's about fuckin' time!I've started my job at AT&T...and i...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:48:00 PST

Cheer Competition Day 2!

Okay...so today were the finals of the competition.My girls got screwed and ended up in 10th place because some teams with level 3 and level 4 girls dropped down to level 2 into our division.  Th...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:38:00 PST

Bulldog has seen his future if he ever has a daughter...

So I'm in Indy with Jessi...and yesterday we went to her little sister, Kerington's, cheerleading competition.  Now this is completely hard for me to say and I'm having a tough time with this sit...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Heh! I Ain’t Done Yet!

So I'm sittin' at Jessi's mom and dad's house in Indy and I'm compelled to write to my adoring public.My life is finally starting to level out from the worst year of my existence.  I start my new...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:43:00 PST

Sending a backlash

Well, it has come to my attention that two people have decided to dabble in something and try to affect my life through altered means.I'm on to you.  I know what's going on.  I will issue th...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Breaking the unbreakable...

Wow...I really thought the job prospect would just fix a lot of things in my life...and it's done nothing.Everything around me is collapsing.  I'm being clawed by demons from every direction...pa...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:34:00 PST

Finding my way until Im gone...

For those of you who are not used to me being serious and only enjoy my comedic postings and random bullshit, this blog is not for you.  If you don't wish to take a look into the inner workings o...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:55:00 PST

Seasons to Cycles...

Manda and I have decided to end our relationship after a year.  There was no fighting...no arguing...we have just been going down different paths for the past two months.We had a great discussion...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:42:00 PST

From the Mouth of the Dog v1.0: 11.20.2007

Alright folks, this is the first ever installment of "From the Mouth of the Dog".  I have selected five questions that have been sent to me, and given them the "900 lb.Gorilla" answers that they ...
Posted by The King of Villains... on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST