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General Disarray

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

Lizz Leaves 1 Request; Please comment her poems. Thanx much!
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My Interests

Give me attention.

Flash.

Give me adoration.

Flash.

Give me a break.

Flash.

Things I like:
Cheese
brown paper packages tied up w/string
surprises
pedicures
white roses
Peaches
peaches
music
nostalgia
vactions
making out

Things I don't like:
Hot dogs
chips
MTV
copy cats
snitches
people who dont like cheese
whipped cream
marshmallows
socks
shoes

I'd like to meet:

You're On The Hit List, Wanted In The Telephone Book RON

Professor Chaos

I Will Survive!

Trick or Diet Trick

Joal Rox Ohio... Or Colorado

Big Jay

It Wasn..'t A Bra!

My Little Brother

Thinking Dude

My Hott Cousin Amelia!

Serena

My Wrestler

She's A Dwelling Place For Demons


Books:

I Love too Many To List Favorites.

Heroes:


My Hero is Chuck Palahnuik and all his characters. (i.e. Tyler Durden, Brandy Alexander, Marla Singer, and so many other brilliant beings that have burrowed their way into my mind!) "Hero" isn't the right word, but its the first word that comes to mind. And also whoever it is that does the Man in the Yellow Hat's drycleaning, that guy looks sharp!

My Blog

She's Perfect

Not a hair out of placeNot a blemish on her faceShes perfectHer clothes fit just rightNot to loose, not too tightShes perfectEveryone wished to beJust liked her, not like meShes perfectShe lay deep as...
Posted by General Disarray on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

Perfect Poem

I wanted to be a perfect daughterAnd all my perfect goals were setAnd I wanted to be the perfect girlfriendBut I knew I wasnt perfect yetI use to think perfect could have its flawsAnd I thought perfec...
Posted by General Disarray on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:06:00 PST

Captain Scurvey

captain scurvey are the baddest mo fos ive ever seen!!!!!!!! you should find them on myspace and check them out!!!!!!!!!! they are so awesome live!
Posted by General Disarray on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

Rag Doll

Not long ago there was a questionBurning upon my brainNot long ago was there a questionThat caused me so much painI see a doll thrown on the groundShe wants to tell me she's scared and lostI could tel...
Posted by General Disarray on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST

Did You Hear me?

did u hear me?i screamedu stared at me for awhilewhats that?you didnt hear me?so thats why u looked awayi dont know why i did itmaybe i wanted u to hear memaybe i wanted....i dont know what i wanteddi...
Posted by General Disarray on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

An Ugly kind Of Beautiful

you wanted something beautifulto make you feel like a manyou make a woman out of an inocent girlwith pale fleshand baby soft skinprecious eyes and a delicate heartat your beckon callto lay down for yo...
Posted by General Disarray on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

Dancing in your bed

I am dancing on the snow I don't leave any footprints My mind is blank My heart is cold I am dancing on your bed I don't leave any footprints I slide through your sheets My mind no longer blank But my...
Posted by General Disarray on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST

Cloud Nine

She was killing herself But it didn't matter She didn't want to see herself Get any fatter The shaking was scry The dizziness was a thrill She said it was just a diet But a diet doesn't kill She crie...
Posted by General Disarray on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

Deter the cheater (names have been changed to protect the innocent!)

their once was an emo boy he loved an emo girl its almost so cute it makes you need to hurl the girl saw a light at the end of the tunnel along tunnel with a light so vague this relationship is long d...
Posted by General Disarray on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Tick Tock

I Never understood why he chose to follow the skeletons out of the closet Nor why he danced with them One day he asked to see my closet I showed him my jewlery box of Gems 'Child,' I say. 'Check your ...
Posted by General Disarray on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 04:13:00 PST