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Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

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I'd like to meet:

Oscar Wilde on the wedding night of Anthony Bourdain and Devendra Banhart-- with scorecards. Also Lionel Bibrowski.

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My Blog

in the van with my friend.

This space should contain the first part of the long-awaited epic tale of my cross country journey. However, because Myspace is an utter, utter, utter failure and does not understand the basic concept...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:13:00 GMT

150 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

This was a big hit a quite a while back.And so, in honor of the release of The Deathly Hallows,I thought I'd repost it.Just for old time's sake!So, here we go... 150 ThingsI Am Not Allowed to Doat Hog...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:41:00 GMT

look to the books, macaulay!

I joined the 50bookchallenge LJ community,which challenges you to read fifty or more books this year....And so I set out on my epic quest for bookish glory,trusty portable booklight at my hip.Will I r...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 21:42:00 GMT

she recognized that corduroy.

Ah, the sweet smell of a (rather huge) new photoblog.I have awesome stories to tell,and pictures to prove it, dammit!Friday afternoon, Michael and I left our hotel room in Queens,and ventured toward t...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:40:00 GMT

viva la rappsturbation.

Thursday was a good day.We had our choir concert@ the Higher Ed Center.And even though the music was easycheesy,and despite Mrs. Smith'sutter lack of comprehensionof what music even IS...we still had ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:59:00 GMT

security to sporting goods, please.

The semester is nearly over!I'm really fecking excitedexcept that I still have togo and re-declare my majorand meet with my new advisorand sign up for classesand work on getting financial aid.Jesus H....
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:13:00 GMT

how very republican of you, sir.

First of all,everyone go hereand add this Myspace account.The film is released December 1st,and for every friend that is added by that day,$0.10 will go to help fight AIDS in Africa.So, today was elec...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 14:30:00 GMT

fast as you can, baby.

A photoblog.With videos.How utterly exciting, no?Last Friday, I went to DC.Michael and I went to the zoo,and to see The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3-D,and shopping,and stuff.At the zoo.Weird scienc...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:16:00 GMT

it reminded me of robin hood!

First of all,"Oh, Foamy. Will you be my boyfriend?"Halloween!Uno.Dos.Tres.Quatro.Cinco.Seis.Siete.In just a few hours,I'll be on my way to DC!Things I'll Be Doing (That You Won't)Seeing The Nightmare ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:21:00 GMT

l'eggo my eggo!

Three and a half years ago,I would have died.Seriousfuckinly.Keep Your Hands Off My GirlAdd to My Profile | More VideosCan anyone say guilty pleasure?
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:56:00 GMT