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Seggie

Life is like a crate of stella you never know what your gonna get

About Me

Hello Everyone, I deciced I wanted a change from my previous myspace so I changed it, because I can.
So what about me then. Im from a small hole that is the town of Darwen, Lancashire. I work in Accrington and in between we have the town of Blackburn. Generally they are all shitholes and make Baby Jesus cry from the infestations of the Chav population which has the same combined intelligence level of a zombie from Dawn of the dead.
I like going out and having fun with all my mates, will do almost anything once unless it involves boats because even tho I can swim I dont like boats because they might sink, altho my latest experience may have been due to the fact I removed a screw on a row boat in the lakes to see what happens(nothing, it turned out), If I had my pirate hat I may have enjoyed it more.
I work in a games shop, now this sounds fun but I DO NOT PLAY GAMES day and night. I do not like being called 'uh Gamestation guy'. I hate a lot of my customers because they smell and I mean smell. Yet they can afford a games machine which costs £300 but not soap. Get a grip you sweaty gets.
I pretty much say what I think all the time, sometimes its funny and sometimes it gets me into trouble. I dont like slackers but I love slacking myself.
I like Karoke, I only do songs that require no talent whatsoever and that I can get through by winning the crowd over with energy and stupidty.
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My Interests

I like going out amd having fun with my mates. Will Do more or less anything once

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Foo Fighters, Artic Monkeys, Greenday, and I love CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE I was there for this

Movies:

Anything Funny, cheesy or actiony.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Football

Books:

whats a book????

Heroes:

All my friends an family in the most cheesy possible way

My Blog

Wembley Stadium

Its truely amazing, it really is check out my pics in the folder saying wembley
Posted by Seggie on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

I done this before

Blackburn Charlton Ticket Blackburn v Charlton tickets sale Buy/sell tickets safely! Guaranteedwww.viagogo.co.uk Fact Charlton aint playin premiership football next season why would I want a tick...
Posted by Seggie on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

Guns kill people not games

Do gooders fuck off and get a reality check PLEASE. Your even allowed games consoles in jails ( I know this through some of my lovely customers) so Im going to kill some Aliens in a Church whoop whoop...
Posted by Seggie on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Football/agony

Bloody Hell, I have possibly played more football in the last three days than I have in a similar amount of time since my mid teens I am absolutly fooked.  Had the mixed emotions of it all. Sun...
Posted by Seggie on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Microsoft

Cunts I hate them I hate them soooooo much YOUR XBOX 360 CONSOLE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM XBOX LIVE FOR TERMS AND CONDITIONS VIOLATIONS ...
Posted by Seggie on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

28 Weeks Later

An excellent film proper proper enjoyed it, showed the Americans in their correct light.  Also has what I would consider a ending which would make for another film.  Loved the Music Score al...
Posted by Seggie on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:57:00 PST

My Spaz ads

Now I feel like a emo, Im just about to post my 3rd Bulletin in 20 minutes fortunatlly it aint one of those annoying quizzes or one of those repost or you will have x amount of bad luck(You know who y...
Posted by Seggie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

ASDA

So Im 25 and I go into ASDA and pick up 8 cans of Carling from the Beer section, They have 3 of about 30 tills in operation, the self service is down and I have to queue up for like 10minutes.  I...
Posted by Seggie on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST

Cookery

The grey-haired pensioner said: "The reason I asked you to please take it was, I believe, if you had gone back to the police station with 22 boxes of curries, casseroles, biscuits, cake and ice cream,...
Posted by Seggie on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

My new phone

Its soooooooooooooooooo good I want to sexually harrass it.  Seriously I can feel the plastic against my fingers as Im texting, its so damn sexual.  When it rings it makes me wanna lick it a...
Posted by Seggie on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST