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darksplinky

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About Me

No gods or kings, only Man.
Everything I learned about life, I learned from Seinfeld.
-Tonsils, they grow back.
-Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
-Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
-I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
-Many Christmas' ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
-Crap, I'm sure I picked up more than this in life... stay tuned.
OK, Seinfeld and Napalm Death:
-At their feet ... submission . No sanctuary in death . Drugged up, fucked up . Is that all you're worth? LIFE!
-You suffer... But why?!!!
Really, OK, just fraggin' quotes in general, lesson learned:
-There's no crying in MMA!
-The city is guilty, the crime is life, the sentence is death, DARKNESS DESCENDS!
-Go out and see, the omens are here A church is red like blood of an angel The rich and the poor, both will fall into the Flames of malice...Total destruction, mankind to hell Blind and insane the misguided repent But it's a bit late... I am the darkness in which all life dies.

My Interests

Star Wars, Chihuahuas!, Blast Beat, Cold beers watching UFC, Pride Fighting, IFL, KOTC, and all Mixed Martial Arts. Cold beers while watching Sketch Comedy, Improv, Standup. Obsessing over fight/mma records of my favorite fighters. NOT drinking cold beers while training. Xbox360 action of course... strictly fight games and first person shooters. Tivo hacking. E-Tivo Serving. decompressing with the girl and the midgets! GIPF, Dvonn, Zertz, Yinsh, Grind, Gore, Stefany Faces!

I'd like to meet:

a messiah. diesel riggs. the crippler aka the cat smasher. the american psycho. a Zaniak who craves blood. Xizor. J. Gumby Horn

Fools I done met:


Tim Sylvia & Me (for perspective) at IFL in AC.
Tait Fletcher at IFL

Mark Kerr at IFL
Bas Rutten and my Girl... you guessed it, at IFL

Music:

Vond, The Ravenous, Frank Sinatra, Exploited, Aimee Mann, Exhumed, Neon Christ, OsCatalepticos, The Police, Geto Boys, Sheer Terror, Carcass, The Offenders, Goldfinger, Madonna, Circle of Dead Children, Global Communication, INXS, Mortiis, Celtic Frost, SWANS, Circle Kaos, Agnostic Front, MZ.412, Banane Metalik, MDC, Chris Isaac, Bad Brains, Lord Gore, Evil Devil, Lord of Putrefaction, Septic Death, Michael Penn, Poison Idea, DRI, Einstürzende Neubauten, Everlast, G.I.S.M., Leng Tch'e, The Titte Brothers, NYC Mayhem, Eno, Minor Threat, Morrisey, Dr. Shrinker, Stark Raving Mad, Blood Duster, Moby, Xysma, Autopsy, The Offenders, Circle Kaos, Really Red, N.O.T.A., Voi Vod, Slapshot, Darksplinky Sings!

Movies:

InfraMan, Equilibrium, Gattaca, Episode III ... heck anything and everything Star Wars, The Eye, The Ring, The Descent, Cube, Dune, KITH Braincandy, Not Another Teen Movie, and, of course, The Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys, 9 1/2 Weeks, Barfly, The Green Mile, Homicide: The Movie, Final Approach, Weekend, Alpahville and well... anything Jean Luc Goddard! Holy Crap, of course Fight Club too.

Television:

please, don't kill your TV... just feed it 1080i. or create some interactive shizel with a Xbox 360. Oblivion preffered. OZ, Buffy, Supernatural, Seindfeld, Prison Break, Angel, Bones, Murder in Small Town X, Lost, The Ultimate Fighter of course...

Books:

All that Hard SF shizel, A Fire Upon The Deep by Vernor Vinge, Flash Forward by Robert J. Sawyer, Century Rain by Alastair Reynolds, Diaspora by Greg Egan, Eon by Greg Bear, Chindi by Jack mcDevitt, Metaplanetary by Tony Daniel, Heavy Planet by Hal Clement, Stranger Suns by George Zebrowski, Gateway by Frederick Pohl, Hyperion by Dan Simmons, Manifold Time by Stephen Baxter, Foundation by Issac Asmiov, Michael Moorcock's Elric, Hawkmoon, Corum, Erekose Series-es (uh, that is a word really), oh and every single Star Wars novel. Choose your own Adventure

Heroes:

Randy Couture for inspiration to be fit and fight no matter what one's age & Jeremy Horn for being the 'out of step with the world' toughguy. Ulic Qel-Droma for personifying redemption (ignore the fact he's a fictional character). John Cleese for pointing out absurdity with absurdity. My Girl for being the most extraordinary human being... The original and invisible Beej!

My Blog

WTF? What not to do with chihuahuas, PT 2

  Man jailed for putting puppy in warm oven --> -->SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to putting his wife's puppy in a 200-degree oven, crippling it, was sentenced Mond...
Posted by darksplinky on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

blahblahblahblahblah... arrgghh. fuckk. killl.

                 Within thirty years, we will have the technological         ; &nbs...
Posted by darksplinky on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

What NOT to do with a chihuahua.

  ST. PETERS, Mo. (AP) - June 9, 2006 - A Missouri woman is facing assault charges after hitting a dog breeder in the head with her dead Chihuahua. According to police, the 33-year-old suspect w...
Posted by darksplinky on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST

yeah, this is what's happening.

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Posted by darksplinky on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

ah yes, blog

tactile.  knives are quiet. tap shoes?  how nice, thank you. action verb. [fade black to logo]...
Posted by darksplinky on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST