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James

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

To start off: I am the sole force behind all things rock.
If you have a private profile, you're gay.
I changed my mind, Gorgoroth very well may be the best black metal band ever.
Armaments:
Jackson USA Select KV2 King V (Silver Sparkle)
Laney Pro Tube 50 Series II
Laney AOR Cabinets
Celestion Speakers
Ibanez TS-9 Tube Screamer
MXR Dyna Comp
Vintage MXR Distortion+
DiMarzio Pickups and Straps
GHS Boomers Strings (.009-.042)
Dunlop Jazz III Picks (Red)
Check out Artillery Breath , The Conquering , and The Obscene Noise Experiment !
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%

My Interests

Music, travel, camping, history, the mind, philosophy, cooking, cultural enrichment, spontaneity, adventure, quantum mechanics, the occult, Aleister Crowley and Thelema, socialising, language, art, especially that of HR Giger, M.C. Escher, and Salvador Dali, my ancestral lineage, mythology, genetics, chemistry, science in general, and other things that stimulate the mind.

I'd like to meet:

People of quality.
AOL Instant Messenger: NeverRunning280Z
"Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens."
-JRR Tolkien

Music:

A wide variety of things, including but not limited to: Destroyer 666, King Diamond, Nile, Black Sabbath, Cynic, Hobbs' Angel of Death, Morbid Angel, Prokofiev, Celtic Frost, Nocturnus, CKY, Judas Priest, Muse, Akira Yamaoka, Deep Purple, Macabre, Queens of the Stone Age, Besatt, Belphegor, Rachmaninoff, Rhapsody, Sabbat [UK], Reverend Bizarre, Testament, Sibelius, Tchaikovsky, Megadeth, Stratovarius, Helloween, Mussorgsky, Nevermore, Yngwie J. Malmsteen, Death, Boris, Grieg, Burzum, Beethoven, The Black Mages, Sodom, Matt Uelmen, Nobuo Uematsu, Dead Baby Catapult, Queensryche, King Crimson, Arghoslent, Theory in Practice, The Dresden Dolls, Meat Loaf, Candlemass, KMFDM, Enslaved, Deathspell Omega, Deadsea, Monstrosity, Windir, Electric Wizard, Gorgoroth, Grand Belial's Key, YOB, Rainbow, Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

Movies:

Ready to Rumble, Bedazzled, Pulp Fiction, the "...of the Dead" series, Dawn of the Dead [2004], Snatch, Evil Dead series, James Bond series, The Hitcher [1986], Enemy at the Gates, Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Resident Evil 1 and 2, Shaun of the Dead, A Clockwork Orange, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Phantasm, Bubba Ho-Tep, Boondock Saints, Blazing Saddles, Platoon, Straw Dogs, Lord of the Rings

Television:

Various History and Discovery Channel programmes, Xena: Warrior Princess, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, I Dream of Jeanie, Blackadder, Gilligan's Island, Weeds, Bullshit!

Books:

The Necronomicon

Heroes:

Winston Churchill, Tim Horton, Aleister Crowley, Segata Sanshiro, Simo Häyhä

My Blog

Motorists of Columbus

It's fucking snow, you dick weeds. Not ice. Fucking snow. You're not going to slide uncontrollably into anything, your brakes will work just fine, you're just going to piss me off and make me cut you ...
Posted by James on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

Why Ohio Hates Michigan:

Because everybody here is too snooty and needs to lighten the fuck up. Michigan is a place of sweetness and badassery. Of majesty and grandeur. Of beauty and splendor. And on the 4th, it was a place o...
Posted by James on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

I have become one with the road.

On Thursday morning, as I was about to head to sleep, Jenni jokingly asks "Hey, want to do me a favour?" Being that a "favour" could be anything, I reply "Maybe. What is it?" "Give me a ride back to I...
Posted by James on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

Casino Royale

Definitely top 3 of 2006 material, with Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and Jackass 2. Daniel Craig makes, in my opinion, one of the best Bonds yet,...
Posted by James on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

Hell hath no fury like a whore scorned!

Impregnation for revenge is one of my most dastardly plans ever. Sometimes when I think of myself I get an uncontrollable erection.
Posted by James on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

Praise Hail Satan.

So a lot has gone down. I went from the door to Accessories to Guitars at Guitar Center, which is pretty sweet. I'm sure I'll get totally fed up soon enough though. Everybody else seems to have, what ...
Posted by James on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Totally sweet!

I love it when my outlook on things totally flips 180 degrees.
Posted by James on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

Silent Hill

One of the most emotionally brutal movies I have ever seen. It put me in a bad mood, which is a good sign. Go see it.
Posted by James on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

To those of you who went to the Cleveland Masters of Chaos show...

You're welcome! If you were one of the people who noticed how Behemoths live sound was lacking in the guitar department, you have me to thank for fixing that. I too noticed it and asked the soundguy t...
Posted by James on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:36:00 PST

Update!

I quit AirNet because my schedule at Guitar Center changed, and I am not down with sleeping 4 hours a night, in seperate 1 hour increments. FUCK THAT. It's cool though, because I really like Guitar Ce...
Posted by James on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 10:48:00 PST