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!Zahra!

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About Me

who's hiring? ummdeedum...tall, Gemini, insomniac... ummmm...i love penguins! a good story, a good joke, raunchy humor, dirty talk, dark comedies, stories with witches, mythology, poetry, archetypes, art (esp. picasso).... I can't stand cornuts, SUV's, radio commercials, dubya bush, and "diet" ads. um, totally neurotic, kind of a hypochondriac, extroverted (but shy...batt-batt), rash, though I prefer "free-spirited," open-minded, and...a little vain (sigh)...what can I say? If there's dancing involved, I'm there!

My Interests

writing, screenwriting, playwriting, poetry, film, ice skating, skiing, dancing, music, painting, decadent literature, stubble, dirty tanqueray and manhattans with makers, penguins, bonobos, documentaries with bonobos, and bonobo style "reprimands" ...yoga and proper nutrition.

I'd like to meet:

The Angel Gabriel, Jesus Christ, Val Kilmer, Don Juan Capistrano, das Ubermann, Hallal-Abdul-Aljebrikhalagha, Gunther Von Strusselinmeibuff, Meikheini Undyarhand, Samaka Myasaka, Jungen auf Jungen, Jungen die wie zum schmecken der mammas mackeral...seulement, si vous voulez? le voulez-vous, papa? ...und...Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich?

Music:

Portishead!, BlondeRedHead, modest mouse, franz ferdinand, lush, cocteau twins, the digable planets, Matmos, massive attack, matthew herbert, Stereolab, Rework, Soft Pink Truth, funky house, electro, electronica, jazz callaway style, louis armstrong, nirvana, Tom Waits, Zepplin, morrissey/the smiths! coldplay, can, interpol, joy division, velvet underground, blonde red-head, elliot smith, eartha kitt, edith piaf, radiohead, the yeah yeah yeahs, depeche mode, 80s madonna, Haydeh, Fairuz, Leila Forouhar...the older stuff without synthesizers, black metal every now and then....and Verdi opera.

Movies:

As Good As it Gets, The Happiness of the Katakuris, The Burbs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Being John Malkovich, Chinatown, anything by the Cohen Brothers, kubrik, Woody Allen, Christopher Guest, the Python Boys, Young Frankenstein, Threesome, Die Hard, Snow White...does Eddie Izzard count?

Television:

Sunday Night Sex Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, documentaries and bios, family guy, the simpsons, the British Parlaiment on C-Span, the scottish rugby channel, adult swim: aquateen, sea lab, brach, space ghost, home videos (the tv show, not the past time), every now and then I fall prey to the CIA's "Little Bear" ...on nickelodeon, reruns of cybil, ab fab... bravo, hbo, pbs, tlc, thc, tdc, and dvda...

Books:

Hemmingway!, Irving, Sylvia Plath, Sharon Olds, any poetry, Mr.'s Elliott and Poe, Daniel Clowes comics, The Velveteen Rabbit, The Little Prince, Shadow and Evil in Fairy Tales, Joseph Campbell, anything by Marion Woodman, Jung, & Von Franz, old school fairy tales, French and Russian Literature, any literature with "duracell-worthy" innuendo.

Heroes:

my vagina.

My Blog

best pick up lines ever

How's about a taste of mamma's mackeral If you kiss it, she will come. Did you know the colin is a mile long? ...I'm a mile and a half! Do you know what my favorite letter of the alphabet is...
Posted by !Zahra! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

burned.

Last night my friend called me at around two a.m. "Zahra. I just ripped off a hand full of weed. I'm coming to get you," she said, "Get ready." I grabbed my stuff. Got in her car. We preempted a...
Posted by !Zahra! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST