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Bill Belzer

mother holy fucking cowfuckers!

About Me

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My Interests

whatever gets me through the night

I'd like to meet:

a coelacanth

Music:

frequencies, vibrations, narrative, hogwash

Movies:

harold and maude. henry portrait of a serial killer. dancer in the dark. being there. short cuts.

Television:

the girls next door.

Books:

rent boy (gary indiana), the complete anne sexton, devil in a white city (erik larson), the teachings of don b. (donald barthelme), in cold blood (truman capote)

Heroes:

mister rogers. milton belzer. billy strayhorn. st. francis. divine. bobby kennedy. bayard rustin.

My Blog

ludwigshafen

upon entry our posters were everywhere. big posters, with our big dorky faces, behind a kansas sky. hilarious. as this is a city-run venue, the promotion is integrated into the infrastructure.a repeat...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:20:00 PST

viva kreuzberg!

on the night of our day off, nigel, british expat, member of the feedback orchestra and fellow seeker of the donner kebab assured kinsey and i that kreuzberg, berlin was the place to be, with grease d...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:28:00 PST

hand cheese with music

a fermented block of lacto booger, hand cheese with music ("Handkäs mit Musik") will fill up your chitterling with more methane you think it could possibly handle. and it will continue to gift you wit...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:38:00 PST

paris

martin says the drive to weisbaten (the town from which i write this, backstage) was easy today because the french know how to circumvent the toll roads we used. crafty little bastards. as expensive a...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:11:00 PST

east london

last night we played in the hull of a ship. tonight we play underneath a bridge. you build a club here. you transform a cool space. you make a club.waiting for takeout turkish while the nice girl at t...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:10:00 PST

muthafuckin bolton, right?

in a few minutes, the blood sausage i rejected at the st. elizabeth's parish picnic when i was a kid will get its time.pints...we had pints of liberation, of port'o call. massive amounts of beer in l...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:57:00 PST

(old)amsterdam(aged)

i'm still trying to put words together. the jetlag has taken a lot out of me, but here it goes. i'm glad to be here with friends. the last time i came i was with people i had just met and the experien...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:58:00 PST

denise

while filling the ice bucket denise put something cold on my neck and said, 'i got something for you to suck on.' i turned around and she stuck a chocolate shake in my face. aww sweet denise, dishwash...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:32:00 PST

toast

my legs are toast. lets just say that there is a 'right way' to perform squats and lunges and my friend aaron, trainer, torturer showed me yesterday, under direction from the legendary john scott, pro...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

sweet time

red tailed hawk, skunk, red winged black bird and two turkey. this is a what i saw within an hour of leaving kansas city last friday, on the way to the family lake house. i'm always a little shocked a...
Posted by Bill Belzer on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:37:00 PST