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About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Doc Brown from back to the future, gwen stephani, the kool-aid pitcher, tyrone biggums, prince, and . . .

Music:

[last lines]
Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will
think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel
trapped because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine: [pauses] Okay.

Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better
even of their blunders.
[they click glasses]
Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my
Bartlett's.

Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Clementine: I'm just a fucked up girl looking for my own
piece of mind, I'm not perfect.

Joel: I could die right now, Clem. I'm just... happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be.
i wish . . .

Joel: [voice over] random thoughts for Valentine's day,
2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card
companies to make people feel like crap.

Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

Clementine: What are you, NUTS?
Joel: It's been suggested.

Mary: Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

[Clementine comes in drunk and collapses on the couch. Joel has been sitting up and reading; his voice is angry]
Joel: It's 3 o'clock.
Clementine: I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
Joel: You're driving drunk. It's pathetic.
Clementine: I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
Joel: Well, it is pathetic. And it's fucking irresponsible. You could've killed somebody. I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? Should I check the grille to see if there's children or small animals?

Movies:

crash, closer, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, garden state, cruel intnetions, napolean dynamite, menace to society, vanilla sky, the crow, dogma, the matrix, silent hill, never die alone, the notebook, a clockwork orange, beaches, now and then, the sandlot, kids, hostel,romeo and juliet, half baked, porkys, man on fire, belly, all 70's horror movies and pornos

Television:


Lyrics | Time To Pretend lyrics

Books:


Lyrics | Handlebars lyrics

Heroes:



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