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What tha deuce

That's not a wheelchair, it's a magical sleigh.

About Me

If goodtimes were a ball of fire, I would be a star!
I am currently co-starring in a mystery/thriller called, "The Human Trace." Check out the trailer below.
"THE HUMAN TRACE" SYNOPSIS
To avoid the pain of his imminent divorce, Detective Kyle Fishburn takes an undercover assignment in the small town of Solace. But, the mystery in Solace is darker than his life at home.
Over the last year, a series of murders and disappearances has caught the attention of the county police. Since it’s suspected that local law enforcement is involved, Kyle goes deep undercover as a travel writer. He stays at a B&B and befriends the owner, Gordy, whose extensive knowledge of the town proves invaluable. Kyle quickly learns the dirt, the lies and the secrets of the suspects and their victims.
But, there is a frightening side to this mystery. Kyle realizes that the murders are not standard homicides. He learns that an evil is gripping the town, and soon it will be coming for him.

My Interests

Metal, Loud amps, pissing outside, making out

I'd like to meet:

micheal winslow. How does he make those crazy sounds?

Music:

Shostakovich, today is the day, tight bros. from way back when, neurosis, hot snakes, D mode, police, tragety, Mastodon, High on fire, lionel richie(I celebrate his entire catalog).

Movies:

big labowski, enter the dragon, The last dragon, goonies, Platoon, braveheart, fight club

Books:

If chins could kill, Way of the tao, Mans search for meaning

My Blog

Random thoughts

The other day I was watching arachnaphobia. After I was done I kept feeling little electrical impulses that I thought were spiders crawling around on my legs. I didn't have any spiders on my legs. It ...
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my wallet

i think I left my wallet in my other life....
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Having a bad day?

if you are having a bad day, just think about this little tale. I have a friend that has a friend that works in sex crimes investigation. I was telling him that I was having a bad day. He told me that...
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cars

If I were a car... i would be a gremlin. not much to look at, but in a demolition derby i hold together well.
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Outdoors people

I am beginning to not like outdoorsy people. Yesterday went to an outdoors store. just looking around with some friends. I wasn't going to buy anything, Because there clothes look stupid. That is rig...
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

love

Love is a contingency plan. When someone tells you that they will love you forever, what they really mean is I will love you until you give me a reason not to.
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one upers

I just can't stand one upers. Let me explain what a one uper is, if you don't know. That is a person that no matter what you say they always have to have one up on you. I work with a one uper. My weat...
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

exotic food

Last night I ate dinner with some friends at a nice and over priced restaurant. We got on the subject of food and certain ingredents. To make a long story short ,one of the women I was with said that ...
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

colds

I have a cold. Why do they call it a cold? I have a fever. I am actually hot.
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wind chill

Is there an opposite of wind chill? Moving air can actually make you hotter? It has to that is the whole premis behide heaters!
Posted by What tha deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST