[d]™ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"It is not my conscience, not my mind that is diseased, but the world I have to live in."

I like to make up words.

My Interests

understanding, creation, destruction, understanding creation and destruction. your mom.

I'd like to meet:

The person who can make this dream a reality...

actually yes, that IS a penis sprouting from an arm....and i'm never EVER taking this picture down - EVER.

nerds, dorks, geeks, general asshats, weirdos, freaks, and creeps.

real buddhists, tramps or hobos. Published authors, professors, philosophers, dreamers, artists, and maybe a magician who would tell me all their secrets.

oh and a serial killer too...or well maybe just someone who's committed a few murders, especially if they got away with it.

dudes with jobs that can loan/give me fifty bucks

dirty cops

people that will sit around and play guitar for me...yeah, that's nice - i miss that.

This Guy.

yeah, WTF right?

PPL that do this to their dogs

Music:

i hate everything you like - also, you're totally queer.

Movies:

chud II, milo, dark fields, ice pirates

Television:

gameshow

Books:

Earth Abides, On The Road, The Story of O, Go Ask Alice, Intensity, Taming The Beast, Hobo, The European Philosophers from Descartes to Nietzsche, Busted!, Droll Stories, No One Here Gets Out Alive, The Latin Poets, cheesy dragonlance and forgotten realms books, Helter Skelter, Meditations and Selections From the Principals of Modern Philosophy

Heroes:

The lizard king himself - Jim Morrison
Lo Pan, Gaius Valerius Catullus, Virgil, Lucretius, Dennis Leary,
Paul Williams (his genius shadows GOD), hobos/tramps,
Charles Nelson Reilly

My Blog

i am unendingly fascinated by colorblindness

i was on webcam with a COMPLETELY colorblind friend and i pulled the colors out and he said "i can tell, its more monochromatic than im used to" ...so what kind of colorblind IS he? if theres only var...
Posted by [d]™ on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST

they call me mrs.boombastic

i like fat men. i like fat jeans and the way they never sit quite right - how it lets me know my ill fitting clothes will be no bother here.i love fat little sausage fingers and jolly double chins... ...
Posted by [d]™ on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:44:00 PST

internuts - i will punch you in them.

its cool. i dont mind that i got fired for saying the labor commission entitles me to lunch - i didnt like working every day alone, without bathroom breaks anyways....now i can invite more peopl...
Posted by [d]™ on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:28:00 PST

MAY 11th

CLICK FOR MAP...
Posted by [d]™ on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

Come to a show with me!! ...be there or be square...

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22ndNEW POSSIBLE VENUE - 250 PEOPLE MAX FROM SF: 80 East - exit Leisure Town - left over freeway - first driveway on the right - through the gate - opposite si...
Posted by [d]™ on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

come play soccer - bring me dinner too.

not a fan of the whole job thing.thought i deleted everyone out of our card system today....didnt though, i just checked one tiny box that made it appear as though i had - freaked out either way. ...
Posted by [d]™ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

ive got a chin but what a chin does i just can't tell

i was thinkin bout the stills of video porn that i got in my inbox...and somehow got to making out with the tv. my first time watching alias and i totally scored with like half the cast. check it, ...
Posted by [d]™ on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

yeah, i wrote that - its called "baby i wanna rock yo' body (till the break of dawn)"

so i made it home safe from illinios...mike did not actually kill me. (i know, bummer) despite the lack of homicidal acts the trip was a general success. I had a magnificent time with a magnificent gu...
Posted by [d]™ on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

leavin on a jet plane...

[Tue, Jul 18] Sacramento, CA (SMF) to Chicago-Ohare, IL (ORD) (Total Travel Time: 6hrs 1min) 1:50 PM to 03:10 PM America West Flight 838Sacramento, CA (SMF) to Las Vegas, NV (LAS)1hr 20min - nonstop S...
Posted by [d]™ on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

you'll never get play using words like "hence"

Shit To Do (to get me a hot date) 1. practice inane giggling 2. learn to act stupid 3. perfect hair toss 4. take a shower 5. purchase perfume 6. stop saying "hence" 7. concoct male ...
Posted by [d]™ on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:52:00 PST