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killer carolyn

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About Me

i'm a *damn* sexy baker who loves video games, music, and bloody, gorey movies. i can't get enough of cartoons such as the simpsons, athf, and futurama.
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My Interests

corsets, black cats, porn, travelling, the mooninites, nintendo, the art of piercing, air drums, being chased, and i love those creepy eyehole picture peeking things, my boyfriend, my kitties, jones soda, cupcakes...

I'd like to meet:

people who can make me laugh, and people who can take me seriously.comment on me

Music:

green day, sublime, rock bitch, sleater kinney, the monkees, adam and his package, the violents, the cure, ac/dc, cheap trick, the doors, frank sinatra, duran duran, the ravonettes, jupiter sunrise, the who, aerosmith, billy idol, the beatles, lounge music, the kills, the dandy warhols, louis XIV, beck, the white stripes, the strokes, and many more...

Movies:

a love story or something like it, natural born killers, chasing amy, the secret lives of alter boys, girl interrupted, empire records, nightmare before christmas, welcome to the dollhouse, men cry bullets, high tension, edward scissorhands, donnie darco, secretary, trainspotting, chicago, kissing jessica stein, signs, irriversible, evil dead, hedwig and the angry inch, dig, slc punk, rhps, pulp fiction, run lola run, kill bill, heavenly creatures, spun, house of 1000 corpses, the devil's rejects, american splendor, signs, army of darkness, shawn of the dead... in no particular order..

Television:

athf, viva la bam, beavis and butthead, reno 911, trigger happy tv, daria, family guy, invader zim, the simpsons, old snl, sifl and olly, dead like me, futurama, 24

Books:

anything by neil gaiman or franchesca lia block. any books on urban legends, valley of the dolls, oh, the rising was okay, but not greatoh, no... i think i'm going to hell...

Heroes:

whoever invented toast.

My Blog

news from around the world! and by that i mean from this week...

so the last time i "blogged" (that just sounds gross) was forever ago, so i thought i'd update the, what.. 2 people that read this? yeah. not much going on. andrew's birthday is coming up, with mine o...
Posted by killer carolyn on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:51:00 PST

vacation

VACATION STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!i am soooooo excited to see my family again!! i wish i had more than a week, but as long as i get to see them, it's fine with me!! i do feel a little bad, though, p...
Posted by killer carolyn on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

my letter to (and pictures of) my crazy boss

so today i quit my job. it was fantastic. after a long time of bending over backwards for someone who didn't really care at all, i got smart, and found a job where i just do what i actually like to do...
Posted by killer carolyn on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

a busy month

so... february has been a busy busy busy busy month. mainly due to valentines. and the last month of january having mine and andrew's two year anniversary. during the two weeks before valentine's day ...
Posted by killer carolyn on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

pictures, pictures pictures: work edition

so i thought i'd post some pics of some real stuff i've done. my boss, the owner of the store is down there too. she said that the pianos i do are the best she's ever seen! :) enjoy!later today - hall...
Posted by killer carolyn on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

GIT R DONE!

anyone hear that new song HAD A BAD DAY? man thats a good song!I just thought i'd let you all know what a good song that is! good job daniel powter! now i gotta go get STONED cuz its so COOL DUDES! F...
Posted by killer carolyn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

my new great job!!

so, good news! i got the job i wanted!!! yay!!! it is so fantastic! i get to sit around and decorate cookies all day! no baking! i don't even make frosting! i simply decorate!! i was so good in my int...
Posted by killer carolyn on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

the price was right

so, i am assuming all of you want to know how mine and andrew's trip to LA was. in a word - fantastic.so we get to the airport at about 9am on sunday and wait for the plane to take off at 11am. our tr...
Posted by killer carolyn on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

idiots and blackouts

uh. i just got off the phone with the at&t people, and they think i'm the stupidest person ever. they give me a web address, so i go and start filling out what needs to be filled out, so i'm not sayin...
Posted by killer carolyn on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

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I EAT POOP! THEN I STICK POOP INTO MY VAGINA AND STIR IT WITH A STICK THEN FEED IT TO INFANTS!
Posted by killer carolyn on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:20:00 PST