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jimbo radio

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About Me


i'm jessica.
i am somebody's mom.
i'm a sucker for emo lyrics and horchata.
i have a collection of bodily fluids that don't belong to me.
i have trouble deciphering analog clocks.
i wish that i had a pet hedgehog.
i used to be much more interesting.
i enjoy things like peppermint patty cookies and funyuns.
i play world of warcraft.
i'm not ashamed.

My Interests


i love
charlie, amelia, scarves, donuts, cupcakes, cookies and most other baked goods, my cell phone, clean laundry, rubber ducks, guns, knives and most other weapons.

I'd like to meet:


people i'd like to meet
travis mccoy, lupe fiasco, girls with big jugs, gary oldman, lil' jon, jon stewart, keira knightley, samuel l. jackson, kim jong-il...
people who enjoy the finer things in life, like sugar.

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Music:


music

Movies:


movies

Are we movie
compatible? My Flixster
profile

Television:


teevee
the daily show, the colbert report, south of nowhere, pee wee's playhouse, anything on animal planet, and degrassi.

Books:


books
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Heroes:


heroes
stephen colbert, che guevara, my father (the inventor of toaster strudel), and that girl who played the robot on small wonder.

My Blog

::twiddle::

i'm thisclose to hacking amelia out with a pizza cutter.pregnancy is overrated.maybe if i ask reeeeal nice they'll remove my uterus while they're in there...because its either that or i will vow to ne...
Posted by jimbo radio on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

honestly, who STEALS a BUSH?!

this morning at 4am, i had a bush in my front yard.i actually have a few bushes in my front yard...but now, one is missing.not trimmed.MISSING.GONE.only a hole, with random bits of roots, remains.what...
Posted by jimbo radio on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST

blah blah blah fishcakes?

i'm sick of being pregnant. i should be done by now. this 9+ months of gestation is retarded... especially when i'm not even 6 months yet and i wanna be done already. in related news, tv is lame. i'v...
Posted by jimbo radio on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:05:00 PST

ugh. (random update)

it's too fucking hot for the 1st of may.this is ridiculous.this is a horrible time of year to be getting plump and swollen...especially when running around in the nude would cause shock and horror.pre...
Posted by jimbo radio on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:08:00 PST

it's a girl!!!

we found out today that the baby is a girl!little amelia jane's butt and junk are showcased below:
Posted by jimbo radio on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:59:00 PST

bye guys.

goodbye cowtown.it was real.real what? i don't know.moving typically involves a temporary loss of internet so i'll expect that will happen... i'm sorry i didn't get to see many of you before leaving b...
Posted by jimbo radio on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

moving day 2006

tomorrow is the day of moving.woot?meh. whateva.i'll be in vacaville until this weekend, though without all my belongings.after that, so long and thanks for all the fish....
Posted by jimbo radio on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

valentine's day rant

::begin valentine's day rant:: fuck valentine's day. the whole "candy, flowers, perfume and lingerie" thing is overrated. why is it that people need a designated day to show their significant other...
Posted by jimbo radio on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

fucking mayhew... bastard...

1. Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to? i don't really TALK to him but i still know he exists. 2. What would you do with 10,000 plastic spoons? build a sculpture... of a...
Posted by jimbo radio on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST

brush that pesky "GOD" off your shoulder! (x.posted to the eljay)

Here are nine good reasons for being godless: * We created God, not the other way round. Religion was part of humanity's childhood. We understood nothing about the natural world and how it operated,...
Posted by jimbo radio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST