I think I'm deleting this. |
I am fucking sick of myspace. myspace ruins lives.
Or maybe life ruins lives and myspace just makes it abundantly apparent what a shallow, self-obsessed, deceitful and pathetic crop of hu...
Posted by Marge 1/2 on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST |
Sing me to sleep . . . |
I suspect I shall be sleeping alone tonight.
Words such as "respect," "responsibility," "priorities," and "love" have no place dripping off a selfish tongue.
I know because I know that there are...
Posted by Marge 1/2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
myspace thinks I'm fat and dateless. |
myspace keeps directing me to some incredifind! (tm some Spam-jacking assholes) service. Thank you, incredifind, for auto-searching out terms like "Diet," "Weight Loss," and "Obesity" for me. Thank ...
Posted by Marge 1/2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dear people who put songs on their myspace page . . . |
Dear people who put songs on their myspace page,
I just wanted to thank you for slowing down my computer; causing my internet explorer to crash; causing me to jump when some random song starts up l...
Posted by Marge 1/2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dear owners of SxE/Vegan tattoos . . . |
If you have one of these, please do me a favor.
1) Take a fork.
2) Insert it directly into the hole possessing your eyeball.
3) Lather, rinse, repeat until dead.
Thank you, goodnight.
Posted by Marge 1/2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
