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Brad

I may be a nerd, but I'm fucking metal.

About Me

Private profiles are ruining myspace.
I don't work out enough anymore. Deadlifts are my homeboy. I read a lot. I enjoy hair care products. Matrix Biolage = I can bench press more than Taylor Street. Hygiene is good. People make fun of how responsibly I drive. I like grip strength. I think Bryan Manning is very cool. I like Sweden. I have ADD. I'll finish this list later.
AIM = PeddlerOfFlesh or TheDrunkHacker. PeddlerOfFlesh is my main computer, though.
ICQ: 7029349
Yahoo!: iamslackerx
MSN: [email protected]
Message me even if I'm away. I'm always away, or people think I hate them when I ignore them to finish reading something.
I hate it when people change their myspace pages so much that I can't even read them.
My Personality
Neuroticism 92
Extraversion 21
Openness To Experience 37
Agreeableness 43
Conscientiousness 65
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My Interests

1989 BMW 325i's (e30), AIM, alcohol, beer, bodybuilding, books, booze, bowling, computers, cuddling, cunnilingus, debian, drunken mischief, FreeBSD, gothic/industrial, grim and necro over-sized crayons of DEATH, hating the RIAA, horror movies, linux, metal, mixed martial arts, money, mp3, photoshop, RAID5, scandinavia, security, shampoo, simpsons, soft drinks, storage servers, survival, Sweden, the occult, Usenet, video editing, vinyl, water, xvid, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody, unless you're incredibly stupid.

Scandinavians

People that will chat with me on AIM!
People that will drink with me.
LOCAL people with similar tastes in music
Other geeks / nerds
Bob Saget
People who know where the party is.

I can get along with anybody, prudes, gangsters, hicks, preppies, metal heads, punks, goths, whatever. But if you have bad hygiene, don't expect me to hang out with you.

Music:

Black Metal, goregrind, grindcore, punk, hardcore, powerviolence, fastcore, industrial, EBM.

Amon Amarth, Anal Cunt, Bach, Bathory, Beethoven, Bethlehem Burzum, Cock and Ball Torture, Danny Elfman, Dead Kennedys, Genitorturers, GG Allin, Graveland, Gut, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Johnny Cash, KDVS, Last Days of Humanity, Leng T'che, Mayhem, Meat Shits, Melt Banana, Misfits, Mozart, Nortt, Primus, Raunchous Brothers, Rompeprop, Satyricon, The Beatles, The Cardigans, Turisas, Vaginal Jesus, Venom, Vinterriket

last.fm

I make dance music :-[

What I was listening to last week:

Recent tracks:

Movies:

BASEketball, Bloodsucking Freaks, Cannibal Holocaust, Captured Beauty, Dirty Work, House of 1,000 Corpses, Not Another Teen Movie, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Team America: World Police

Television:

American Dad, Best Week Ever, Brainiac!, Chappelle's Show, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Little Britain, Lost, Man Vs. Wild, Masters of Horror, Modern Marvels, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, Prison Break, Sealab 2021, South Park, *Survival* with Ray Mears, Top Gear, Venture Brothers, Weeds

Books:

The 120 Days of Sodom, Justine, Dante's Inferno, Tolkien, The Turner Diaries, Venus in Furs...

Heroes:

Oli Roder, Les Claypool, Jim Morrison, The Stig

My Blog

Lindsey is chicklet ears

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Brad on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST

ICH VERSTEHEN KEIN DEUTSCH

Contrary to popular belief, I do not understand any german other than "Ihr wichser es ist krieg!".Please do not initiate conversations with me in German and expect a response other than ">:o"English i...
Posted by Brad on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST

MYSPACE IST KRIEG

Myspace ist Krieg! My fucking Space ist Krieg! My... Myspace ist Krieg! My fucking Space ist Krieg! Myspace ist Krieg! My... Myspace ist Krieg! Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg! MySpace! My.....
Posted by Brad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST