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DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS

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Carbonas - Blackout 7" Reissue (DMR 018) April 1, 2008
The Black and Whites - S/T LP/CD (DMR 017) Order Now
Cheap Time - Handy Man 7" (DMR 016) Order Now
The Hex Dispensers - Lose My Cool 7" (DMR 015) Order Now
Apache - Boys Life 7" (DMR 014) Order Now
The Time Flys - The In Crowd 7" (DMR 013) Order Now
Order our records through these fine distributors/mailorders:
USA:
Underground Medicine www.undergroundmedicine.com
Goner Records www.goner-records.com

Know Crap www.knowcrap.com

Dirtnap Records www.greennoiserecords.com
Midheaven Mailorder www.midheaven.com
Interpunk Mailorder www.interpunk.com
Pukenvomit Mailorder www.pukenvomitrecords.com
Stickfigure Distribution www.stickfiguredistro.com
Bistro Distro www.bistrodistro.com
CANADA:
Zaxxon Mailorder www.zaxxonmailorder.com
EUROPE:
Incognito www.incognitorecords.de
Alien Snatch www.aliensnatch.de
Kenrock www.ken-rock.com
Rockin Bones www.rockinbones.it
UNITED KINGDOM:
Ho Distro www.hodistro.com
JAPAN:
Nat Records www.natrecords.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/3/2005
Band Website: douchemasterrecords.com
Band Members: The Carbonas. Beat Beat Beat. The Busy Signals. Baby Shakes. The Frantic. Electric Shadows. Live Fast Die. The Black and Whites. Gentleman Jesse. The Pets. Boys Club. The Wax Museums. The Time Flys. Apache. The Hex Dispensers. Cheap Time. Coming Soon: The Perfect Fits
Influences: pro baseball didn't pan out. this is pure default.
Sounds Like: naked flesh rubbin against fifty dolla bills
CARBONAS-FROTHING AT THE MOUTH 7" (DMR001) SOLD OUT
BEAT BEAT BEAT-CHEAP TIME 7" (DMR 002) SOLD OUT
BUSY SIGNALS-LOVE AND DUST 7" (DMR OO3)SOLD OUT
BABY SHAKES-SHAKE SHAKE 7" (DMR OO4) SOLD OUT
FRANTIC - ATTAQUE OF THE GRIZZLIE LP (DMR 005/DSH 016)

ELECTRIC SHADOWS - BREAK THE RULES 7" (DMR 006)SOLD OUT

LIVEFASTDIE - PISSING ON THE MAINFRAME 7" (DMR 007)SOLD OUT
DOUCHE MASTER DRAGON BREATH T (girls med, youth small, s, m, l)CURRENTLY AVAILABLE IN BABY BLUE W/ DARK BLUE INK ONLY.
2" Douche Pins. $1 with record purchase

Black and Whites - You're the Only Girl 7" (DMR 008) Order Now. Gentleman Jesse - I Don't Wanna Know 7" (DMR 009) Order Now. Boys Club - Girls of Today 7" (DMR 011) Order Now The Pets - Let's Go 7" (DMR 010) Order Now

Wax Museums - Traffic Violation 7" (DMR 012) Repress coming Soon

Record Label: duh!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Carbonas - Blackout 7" Reissue

DMR is pleased to announce the reissue of the Carbonas - Blackout Waiting to Happen 7". Aruguably the greatest Carbonas single to date, this record was originally released in 2005 on Shattered Records...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:11:00 PST

Black and Whites LP/CD Preorders

DMR is pleased to offer the debut LP/CD by Oxford, Mississippi's The Black and Whites. Since the recordings that produced the first three Black and Whites singles, leader Talbot Adams replaced a rotat...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Douchemaster Mailing Address

If you need or want to send us anything, our current mailing address is:Douchemaster Records297 Atlanta Ave SE 5Atlanta, Ga. 30315
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

Email and Web Info

Hey Folks. Our web dudes threw in the towel on the bullshit server we were using and have begun switching everything to a new server. If you sent an email to the web site's email address (douche@douch...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:24:00 PST

Black and Whites 7" Reviews

The Black and Whites "You're the Only Girl" 7" (Douchemaster Records)(REVIEW BY LORD RUTLEDGE)Talbot Adams, supporting player in a great many southern punk n' roll bands (Darkest Hours, Preacher's Kid...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

Gentleman Jesse 7" Reviews

Terminal BoredomGentleman Jesse and His Men "I Don't Wanna Know" 7"Power pop single of the year, hands down. Jesse from the Carboners (with Dave Carbona and a couple of other non-Carbona sideman) hits...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST

LiveFastDie-Terminal Boredom Review

Live Fast Die "Pissing on the Mainframe" EPLFD help to further usher in the final phase of the true decline of western civilization with not one but two songs referencing "garage rock" messageboards (...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

Electric Shadows-Terminal Boredom Review

Electric Shadows "Break the Rules" 7"A lot of backlash has been associated with the power-pop revivial lately, and the Shadows are certainly guilty of crimes such as scarf-wearing the use of animal pr...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Electric Shadows-Now Wave Review

ELECTRIC SHADOWS"Break the Rules" b/w "She's All You Got" 7"Review by Lord RutledgeIn just a couple years' time, New York City's Electric Shadows have evolved seamlessly from fledgling powerpoppers to...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Electric Shadows- MRR Review

MAXIMUMROCKNROLL Issue ..280 September 2006This NYC band appears to be cut of the same fashionable, no-chops cloth as the many other recent power-pop revivalists. Trouble is that they fucking pull it...
Posted by DOUCHEMASTER RECORDS on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST