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valone

This epic is way too long.

About Me

Avoiding seriousness. Seriously.

My Interests

Changing my mind about you. Polygamous matriarchy. Reminiscing about mid-nineties country songs. Exhibitionism. Archetypes and symbolism. Retribution. Nonstop music time. Poetry. Slam poetry. Anything body. Jokes about god. Making fun of people with STD's. Visions from the subconscious. Guitar. Ethnicity. Dream studies. Talking with my friends on the phone about how I'm messaging them on myspace. (It's super 21st century.) Nu slang. Owning my gay.

I'd like to meet:

Those who won't mind me exploitiong them in stories later. People who get that it's just a joke. Oh, and idiots. I love idiots.

Music:

Constantly. Introduce me to something brilliant.

Movies:

Are 90 minutes to 2 hours a piece.

Television:

Genuinely makes me angry.

Books:

Certified bibliophile. Also, I like to buy self-help books for other people. I don't know why they get all butt-hurt and pissy. Maybe the book can help them out with that.

Heroes:

Any and all (and by all I mean a disciminate handfull of ): revolutionaries, brawl fighters, outlaws, rags to riches musicians, anyone who can transcend conciousness, space, and time in any way.

My Blog

Transexualism

I just want to take this moment to say that I would have sex with a girl that had a penis. I would. She couldn't be a whore though. If you have a new penis you should take care of it. Dont expose it t...
Posted by valone on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST