MORE ANIMALS TO HATE |
Pet dogs kill more people every year than mountain lions have in the whole history of the United States, which means they both suck at their jobs.
The possum is one animal that hasn't been threat...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:02:00 PST |
Milestones |
I am turning twenty-three in a few months. How horrible. I think this is the last milestone in my life for a while, let me check the chart.
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Posted by andrew on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:57:00 PST |
3 animals I hate |
Go ahead and buy your hamster a big complex of tubes. It's just going to sit in the bottom one looking stupid until you get bored and put it in your asshole....
Posted by andrew on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:28:00 PST |
I’ll turn vegetarian |
as soon as someone shows me a cow doing something more important than getting broiled.
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Posted by andrew on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:26:00 PST |
A rhinoceros is just some kind of bullshit leftover dinosaur. |
Posted by andrew on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:23:00 PST |
