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crouching tyler

is really good at sounding smarter than he is.

About Me

hmmmm. fuck. i can't think of anything rotten enough to write down. gimme a minute, i'll get back to you. get fuzzy is pretty much the best comic strip ever. selected random thoughts from crouching tyler I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

zilla is the general, duh. thank god for axles of evil. they will run u over. this is "general" interests rite?

I'd like to meet:

the holy trinity: xaul xan, strange famous, and sage francis. buddy wakefield is like a train wreck on crack. mixed with a hurricane. and an explosion. watching him open for sage was so cool it kinda made my head hurt.

Music:

sage francis, joey beats, non-prophets, pink floyd, the pixies, the rentals, metric, the sounds, rilo kiley, necro, kings of leon, the cure, inara george, cage, sufjan stevens, the minor canon, SWINEHAMMER!!!!, kings of convenience, violent femmes, greenskeepers, bright eyes, josh martinez, anything anticon, like slug/atmosphere, doseone, them, jel, sole, brother ali, etc. maiden, manowar, manuchao, tori amos, gangstarr, tribe called quest, grand national, optiganally yours, st. germain, ... more as i remember...

Movies:

REFLECTIONS OF EVIL!!! the jerk, boondock saints, adventures of sebastian cole, anything by terry gilliam, anything kurosawa, anything with bruce campbell, anything by peter jackson, especially dead alive, the frighteners, and meet the feebles. everything by sergio leoni, sin city, the gods must be crazy, rules of attraction, closer, children of men, brick, anything by takashi miike, especially ichii the killer, of course, everything by robert rodriguez and quentin tarintino. top of the list by far: croupier.

Television:

robot chicken, athf, F1, fia rally and scca runoffs, street fury with big c!!! (j/k). metalocalypse, korgoth, futurama, venture brothers, and scrubs. and oh yeah, everyday italian cuz giada is bangin.

Books:

maus, infinite jest and everything else by d f wallace. ishmael, the little prince, and whatevers in the bathroom right now.

Heroes:

james tiberius kirk

My Blog

brief synopsis of where i am right now.

this is all going to be the random thoughts that spew out of me. get your raincoat. ashley, i hope you had an amazing time in palm springs, you deserve better that a boy who never tells you you're pre...
Posted by crouching tyler on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:08:00 PST

sage at glasshouse

buddy wakefield is amazing. his spoken word was both powerful and penetrating. buck 65 was nothing like what i would have expected. he doesn't move like a rapper, or like a human being for that matter...
Posted by crouching tyler on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

understanding

ah, elise, u silly girl. i love that u call me at 3am. natalie, i love how gloriously insane you can be, xtina, im sorry about your coffee table. and to the rest of you, someone get me a beermeow.
Posted by crouching tyler on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

my dad looks like greg noll OR i don't like the fremont right now

ok this is the brief synopsis of my evening. for those of u who arent aware, the slo film festival is in full swing in its 12th year. yay. tonight was the screening of Riding Giants, with guests Greg ...
Posted by crouching tyler on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST