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SwineHammer

Suck it or beat it baby. You have 3 options.

About Me

SwineHammer wants your lunch money, givings to SwineHammer your GoGurt too. We have proof of how rad we are "SwineHammer's Baby Joggers" and "Time Slurpee", followed by our failed attempt at animation "Presidents In Space". If you want it send us 67 "Jesus H. Chicken Dicklers" proofs of purchase and we'll send you a DVD. So, if you like murder and poo-poo ca-ca jokes then lube up the old bung and prepare for violent insertion of the SwineHammer! (thunder clap, make the sound with your mouth, do it, do it).

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/16/2007
Band Website: catsthatlooklikehitler.com
Band Members: Svenhard the Wise, Magnus Wagner Von CockDeushtenstein, Wolfenberry the Mexicutioner of Benjamerica, Bjornsven the Cuddly, Animal, and Scrodin: Raider of Lunchboxes
Influences: Hey, There's That Retard (the band, not the breakfast cereal), 2 Minute Dicks, President Boosevelt, Bloody Diamond Cutters (show me them...), Pig Stallion, Glory Sow, Arm the Homeless (cuz the Dude abides), Demon Seamen (with Baby-Q Sauce for Dudlee), GWAR (cuz we steal everything), Lewd Axe, The PP Martinis (swanky), The Dick4's, TrunkButt (thanks for the good time fellas, it was college SwineHammer experimented just once we swear), The Donutz (lick up on them donut holes), The Minor Canon, BYP (PimpCamp vs MoshCamp teatherball challenge), Shit Storm, 12 Steps of Hate (thanks for helping with my mothers douchebag)Death to false menstrual!
Sounds Like: Davy Crockett bent over his grandma's lap with his britches down. Big trouble young wilderman.
Record Label: MoshCamp aka Svenhard's room
Type of Label: None