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Metalbeard

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About Me

I'm Metalbeard. I'm 21. I'm a film major at UC Santa Cruz. I pretty much spend my free time hanging out with my friends, listening to music, and watching really shitty horror movies.
aim- LordScrodin

The Everything Test

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Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), intellectual (81%), romantic (71%), adventurous (69%).
Stereotypes
Punk Rock 73%
White Trash 68%
Prep 46%
Life Experience
Sex 31%
Substances 27%
Travel 18%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 83% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 39% of those who have taken this test, and 82% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 72% of other test takers.
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My Interests

Movies (especially horror movies)
METAL!!!!!
Playing Playstation 2
Going to concerts
Driving around aimlessly
Comics
Hanging out with people

Music:

If it rocks I like it. Honestly I have pretty eclectic music tastes although I am a total metalhead for life.

Movies:

I love movies in general but I especially love horror movies. Some of my favorites are Re-Animator, The Departed, Near Dark, The Descent, Cannibal Holocaust and Die Hard

Television:

24
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Arrested Development
Family Guy
Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law
Home Movies
Metalocalypse
Reno 911
Saturday Night Live
Sealab 2021
Stella
Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The Upright Citizens Brigade

Books:

America: The Book (John Stewart & the Daily Show)
Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal & Grindcore
Fahrenheit 451 (Ray Bradbury)
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor (Bruce Campbell)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Alan Moore)
Lies and the Lying Liars They Tell Us (Al Franken)
Preacher (Garth Ennis)
Slaughterhouse Five (Kurt Vonnegut)
V For Vendetta (Alan Moore)
Watchmen (Alan Moore)

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell (Actor, Evil Dead Series)
David Cronenberg (Director, Videodrome)
David Fincher (Director, Fight Club)
Dimebag Darrell (Guitar, Pantera)
George Romero (Director, Dawn of the Dead)
James Cameron (Director, Aliens)
John Carpenter (Director, Halloween)
Kris Norris (Guitar, Darkest Hour)
Mikael Akerfeldt (Guitar/Vocals, Opeth)
Mitch Hedberg (Comedian)
Peter Jackson (Director, Braindead/Dead Alive)
Robert Rodriguez (Director, Sin City)

My Blog

The Greatest Concert I Have Ever Been To, Ever

So a few months ago I found out that Dream Evil, who have been one of my favorites for years, was finally playing their first U.S. show on a one-off date in L.A.  I put it out of my mind because ...
Posted by Metalbeard on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST

Swinehammer's Baby Joggers Is Finished!!!!!!

Having just finished posting the video I'd like to take this opportunity to inform you that  myself and  fellow members of SwineHammer have shot a music video shoot for t...
Posted by Metalbeard on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

Quite Possibly the Best Punk Show Ever

Last night I went to see The Bouncing Souls at the House of Blues in Anaheim.  This was the first true punk show (excluding hardcore shows)that I've been to in a really long time and it completel...
Posted by Metalbeard on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

My Amazing Weekend of Metal

Athena and I went to see Dragonforce on Friday night and it was fucking incredible.  The opener was some band called Five-Finger Death Punch who was pretty good just not my cup of tea.  Afte...
Posted by Metalbeard on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:34:00 PST

These People Should Form a Group, So That I May Embrace Its Genocide

I've gotten very fed up with certain types of people lately and finally I just decided that for the good of humanity they need to be gunned down in a glorious massacre.  Here's the types of peopl...
Posted by Metalbeard on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

Why Riki-Oh is cooler than Superman

This is going to be short, sweet and to the point. Riki-Oh is about a million times better than Superman. Why you ask? I just watched Superman Returns and couldn't help but notice that although he has...
Posted by Metalbeard on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:46:00 PST

OMG It's 666!!!

Ok I'm going to say this just once.  I am so happy that this day has finally come because in approximately 16 hours I won't have to hear anybody saying "o shit the world's gonna end on 6-6-06" fo...
Posted by Metalbeard on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

Shut the fuck up

This is for everyone out there who seriously wastes my time with any of this "I'm not good enough" bullshit.  There's no reason to name names because you know who you are.  Listen it's fine ...
Posted by Metalbeard on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

Rantings of a Comic Book Nerd

Comics. Every year we flock to movies, play video games, or watch television shows based on them yet most of the general population won't be caught dead reading one. For example, the other day I was a...
Posted by Metalbeard on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:11:00 PST

Goodbye DVD Planet

So today was pretty lame because it was my last day at the place that's basically been a second home for me for the last 9 months.  I will definitely miss working with some pretty amazing people ...
Posted by Metalbeard on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST