MAAIKE MAE - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I HAVE ENJOYED A PERFECT EXHILARATION. I AM GLAD TO THE BRINK OF FEAR." (Henry David Thoreau)

I am so happy I can't even begin to believe it. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm waiting to overripen and rot. What can happen now?

I party hard, but not every day. (Experts say you can get sick that way.) And I don't want to be the guy who missed work 'cause he partied too hard. That's why they call me the part-time party machine. Getting drunk 3 or 4 nights a week. Every weekend for sure. But you just might see me on a Tuesday night, yeah you heard me right! I got kicked out of my fraternity. They said I just didn't fit in. But I know the real reason-- I just partied too hard! Why do you think they call me the part-time party machine? Getting drunk 3 or 4 nights a week. I like to party hard, but sometimes I have to work. (The Johnsons)

I'd like to thank the Anderson Valley Brewing Company for hours of pleasurable Boont Amber drinking.

My Interests

Beer, bike gangs, dinosaurs, hockey, music. I'm a dork. Yeah, you wanna make something of it? HANDSOME BOYS WITH DORKY GLASSES AND DRINKING PROBLEMS... well, just one in particular.

I'd like to meet:

I've got a lot of friends already, and they're all pretty badass. Kevin's friends are cool, too.

Oh, Wayne Gretsky and Mark Messier.

Music:

Lots of it. what key signature are you?
A major - you love to live life to the full. You have a vibrant social life and are not afraid to take life as it comes. You are content, bright and often spontaneous.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code I fucking love A major, what an easy scale.

Movies:

"They feel like bags of sand"

Television:

I really only watch hockey games. I'm going to get DirectTV just so I can have the hockey package. I will be the only person in Wilmington with the hockey package and you can come over and watch me get drunk and scream and throw things at the TV but you have to bring some beer for yourself because I will drink every bottle in the fridge. I'm really digging "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" right now. I thought I wouldn't like it because it makes fun of bar owners but so much of it hits home.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Jock Brandis

My Blog

My old phone

ended up in the pool Saturday night. It's cool (CLAMBAKE & KEVIN) because I was going to buy another one anyway. Welcome Maaike to the 21st century, because I now have a camera and other fun featu...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 12:53:00 PST

It’s on.

I was able to decipher more bands from the show flyer... The Flatliners, Cloak/Dagger, A Wilhelm Scream, Thunderlip, Dillinger Four, Bomb the Music Industry... and of course Less Than Jake, Boucing So...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:22:00 PST

Oh and

the reason why my typing is so terrible is because I punched myself in the face in my sleep last night and fucked up my hand. (My eye feels strangely alright.) I have my hand all wrappe...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:11:00 PST

I dont know what electrolytes are

but I sure do like them.
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:05:00 PST

How

does one eat a burger with a bandaged hand? I'm about to find out. I have a feeling it's going to be messy. Maybe they'll lend me a bib. Off to the Brewery!
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:11:00 PST

I got a new tattoo.

It's an alto clef in the centre of my back to go along with the bass and treble clefs that are on my shoulder blades. Because I'm a dork like that, and I get musical symbols tattoos. It is t...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:45:00 PST

I tried throwing that fuckin broom at him...

... but he wouldn't go away!... ... Wowzers!... FUCK YOU BEAR!!!!!!!
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:05:00 PST

Hey G.G., check this out! I was a poli sci major, ya know?!

1. What's your favorite TV show? Law and Order2. Do you want to go to college? You know it. I even slept in my office when I drank too much at the campus bar. And I saw SNFU play there. Those are my b...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:51:00 PST

I dont really have anything to do right now.

The phone rings; What is your ring tone?Hawaii 5-0 or Johnny B. Goode or Crimson Ghost.Name one fact about the person you like?He's an architect. That's pretty cool.Favorite drink?BEER... More specifi...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:48:00 PST

Thanks!

Thank you to all of my family, my friends, the Port City Low Lifes, Bier Lords, beer delivery guys (they make the world go 'round, seriously), good food, beer, wine, music, sleep, health, rain, happin...
Posted by MAAIKE MAE on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:39:00 PST